Thread to mock lazy, clichéd journalism.
Stuart Heritage is still shit at journalism.
Also I can't make the link work.
I started a SCIENCE thread, by the way. Pls to contribute with examples of SCIENCE.
HAHAHA LOOK AT THE FUNNY TRIBESMEN THEY JUST WEAR PANTS MADE OF STRING
Hackney Marshes on a Sunday getting dragged into the goal-line technology debate on 606.
Another famous star who reportedly performed for the Gaddafis is notorious pussy 50 Cent, the crybaby pant-shitting wuss whom I could definitely have in a fight. (Did you know his real name is Fifi Millicent? )
CHARLIE "johnaaaaaaarg" BROOKER, there.
While we wait for Barney to get back from his holiday, I've found the first thing he ever wrote for the Guardian. Starts out promisingly - Star Wars! - but then dwindles out into a big pile of dull pointless shit. Was obviously still honing his 80s! skills back in 2003.
surprisingly, "barneyronay is shit" turned up no results on a twitter search, which means it must be broken.
As for Brooker's 50-cent mocking, I see no problem with it.
Brooker has lost whatever he had and hasn't written anything worthwhile for a long time.
I notice Barney made his long-awaited comeback with a minute-by-minute thing and The Fiver yesterday.
Maybe he'd just been on holiday?
Barney's back, hiding on the MBM Blackpool/Chelsea match...
11 mins Torres has finally touched the ball. He wins a corner scampering into the inside left channel. The big drink of water. Lampard pulls it back sneakily to Zhirkov but his shot is blocked and then David Luiz, corkscrew curls flying in a manner reminiscent of early Scary Spice, woofs it miles over the bar.
Do you remember the 90s? Do you?