The all new singing and dancing Caption Competition.
Basic Rules: Post a witty caption to the image linked to in the thread. If your caption is selected as the winner then you get to choose the next picture and judge the entries. Smut is encouraged but won't necessarily guarantee success. As always, points will be deducted for letting uran or Lifey win.
In the future all American children will be called Donald or Donaldina.
Shock as Assange reveals his human cloning aspirations.
To her horror, the Bulgarian au pair Svetlana realised that she might have accidentally given Hugo, Chlamydia and Rupert those Es left over from last weekend instead of the mints the Prendegasts had left.
Twas a cruel joke telling the kids Polo mints made ideal contact lenses
I like doing captions bit don't like the pressure of running the gig.
Rod Stewart rejected the proposed cover art for his album Blondes Have More Fun
The BBC make up department had over-ordered on the piss holes in the snow.
Madonna's latest choice of triplets has been praised by the Daily Mail.
The Salen School of Optometry produced some very bright pupils
who is judging this one? cos they better hurry up in case johnarrgh tries something
Mine is the funniest but I don't want to win I'm afraid. Let someone else have a chance.
Yours may well be funny, mon petit chapeau, but this is the caption thread.