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Started by GrrrIbdis on 12-Aug-2016 09:50:13
CATS, kitties, pusskins, felines....

The place for all things cat.

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saskia - 12 Aug 2016 09:50:51 (#1 of 5236)

Miaow...

GrrrIbdis - 12 Aug 2016 09:58:46 (#2 of 5236)

Grabs borrowed cats and moves in, smartish.

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flowbagging - 12 Aug 2016 10:08:15 (#4 of 5236)

Neighbourcat basks in warmth of new thread (and the garden)

thePiMan - 12 Aug 2016 10:14:51 (#5 of 5236)

takes a big steamy shit in fresh thread

helbel - 12 Aug 2016 10:14:56 (#6 of 5236)

<waits outside and miaows>

Agaliarept - 12 Aug 2016 10:44:04 (#7 of 5236)

<stretches>

<yawns>

Tenesmus - 12 Aug 2016 10:57:03 (#8 of 5236)

What's this new THING?

<hides under bed>

ArriveAlive - 12 Aug 2016 11:03:25 (#9 of 5236)

<...presses "Learn" button on Thread Sureflap...>

<...saunters through Thread Sureflap...>

<...is subscribed...>

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flowbagging - 12 Aug 2016 11:10:25 (#11 of 5236)

<eyes up pile of newly delivered parcels>

grenadiglia - 12 Aug 2016 11:12:58 (#12 of 5236)

<marches in confidently with tail in the air>

Snarlygog - 12 Aug 2016 11:14:38 (#13 of 5236)

<deposits dead mammal as a gift and meows loudly>

flowbagging - 12 Aug 2016 11:15:10 (#14 of 5236)

<sits on pile of newly delivered parcels>













<gets embarrassed when pile of newly delivered parcels falls over>









<tries to break into kitchen instead>

mentranilvavin - 12 Aug 2016 11:17:17 (#15 of 5236)

Rhubarb* has started coming through the flap at four in the morning, every night, screaming and shouting and waking everyone up. Once everyone's awake she goes back out again.

*Rhubarb is the name of the cat - we are not being invaded by a rampart herbaceous perennial.

RosyLovelady - 12 Aug 2016 11:17:22 (#16 of 5236)

A grubby white rough-sleeping cat has recently trained me to feed him on demand. He is the most nervous cat I've ever met, runs away if I get close, never makes a sound. On the other hand, he's not at all afraid of the other cats in the neighbourhood. In the last week or so he's started to look much cleaner and less skin-and-bony, but hardly friendlier at all.

Ideally, I'd like to get him checked over etc etc by the vet and give him a good home, but perhaps he likes the life he's living. What do you all reckon is the best plan of action--or inaction?

LovelyBigEyes - 12 Aug 2016 11:17:33 (#17 of 5236)

<Slowly pushes thread off the table looking for a reaction>

Snarlygog - 12 Aug 2016 11:19:42 (#18 of 5236)

#15 you should get a dog called Custard.

fogger - 12 Aug 2016 11:21:08 (#19 of 5236)

Rosy: if you can get him in a cat box and don't mind taking him to a vet and paying for a check up then you'll feel better for it - he might be chipped. I did that once with a stray.

Of course, someone may come marching over asking why you're stealing their cat.

GrrrIbdis - 12 Aug 2016 11:22:25 (#20 of 5236)

Train white scruffcat with chopped liver, lure into catbox with big saucer of this irresistible commodity, then snap it shut and off to the vet with him. Warn vet to use gauntlets.

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