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Started by Tinymcsmithy on Apr 23, 2020 4:14:47 PM
You’re only allowed three Chuck Norris films

Am I doing this right?

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AlanII - 23 Apr 2020 16:19:10 (#1 of 23)

Lone Wolf McQuade

Lone Wolf McQuade

Lone Wolf McQuade

Bribaba - 23 Apr 2020 16:20:52 (#2 of 23)

You’re only allowed three Chuck Norris films

For what?

darkhorse - 23 Apr 2020 16:22:11 (#3 of 23)

I have only seen the last one in this list

.. but out of curiosity, I'll go for his early appearances in..

The Wrecking Crew (60s Dean Martin film, the last in the "Matt Helm" film series, it says here).

The Student Teachers Phwoar looks a bit saucy, one for the dads

And the one I've seen:

Dodgeball Decent Ben Stiller comedy flick with cameo from Norris.

Basically those films that feature very little of Chuck Norris.

Tinymcsmithy - 23 Apr 2020 16:30:33 (#4 of 23)

I’ve seen bits of a few of his ‘killing foreigners in the jungle’ films. No idea of any of the titles.

Oh, he was in Enter the Dragon wasn’t he? Does that count?

Macpaddy - 23 Apr 2020 16:33:40 (#5 of 23)

Decent Ben Stiller comedy flick  No such beast.

AlanII - 23 Apr 2020 16:34:29 (#6 of 23)

Way of the Dragon apparently so I'll swap one of my Lone Wolf McQuades for that and another for The Expendables II because his cameo in that is very amusing.

darkhorse - 23 Apr 2020 16:36:18 (#7 of 23)

I quite like Ben Stiller.

There is a bit of a surfeit of those interchangeable movies, though.

downbuzz - 19 May 2020 15:35:21 (#8 of 23)

Enter/Way Of The Dragon is the only one of his I can think of. I recall liking it. I did see Dodgeball which was decent enough fun, but don't remember his bit. Was it a dream sequence?

tasselhoff - 19 May 2020 15:39:18 (#9 of 23)

Definitely the Bruce Lee one. Wasn't he also in one of the Expendables films too?

downbuzz - 19 May 2020 15:45:00 (#10 of 23)

Can I pick the Chuck Norris email meme from about 1998? Chuck Norris is so tough that Superman wears a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas, etc.

solomongursky - 19 May 2020 15:49:25 (#11 of 23)



Walker Texas Ranger - Aids Party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZbodz2SSjc

tasselhoff - 19 May 2020 15:51:37 (#12 of 23)

He was in Expendables 2!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1O-1K1N_Ik

Go to 3:20 for the payoff.

darkhorse - 19 May 2020 15:58:29 (#13 of 23)

Iirc, Chuck Norris has some cameo where he gives the Dodgeballers a pep talk when things look like they're lost for good.

downbuzz - 19 May 2020 16:00:32 (#14 of 23)

Chuck Norris was in Star Wars...

https://www.pinterest.com.au/kingstonabigail/chuck-norris-jokes/

dmlc133 - 19 May 2020 22:48:11 (#15 of 23)

Chuck Norris was one of the judges at the dodgeball tournament. The pep talk was given by Hank Azaria's character.

tasselhoff - 19 May 2020 22:48:57 (#16 of 23)

Wasn't he throwing wrenches at them?

darkhorse - 20 May 2020 06:58:33 (#17 of 23)

Aitoiri.

Ah, it turns out I recall incorrectly.

DonkeyOT - 18 Sep 2020 11:10:08 (#18 of 23)

I've only ever seen one C Norris film, it was called "Firewalker"; it was quite good - made me laugh anyway.

Tinymcsmithy - 18 Sep 2020 14:26:41 (#19 of 23)

The ones he did with Bruce Lee were OK. Not that CN did very much.

Tenesmus - 18 Sep 2020 14:28:37 (#20 of 23)

He wasn't in Enter The Dragon.

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