Cos I can't find the old one.
So, mine is that I managed to miss my Dad's wake cos I had to go to A&E cos I slipped down the stairs in my new shoes that I wouldn't have had to buy if Brussels Airlines hadn't lost my suitcase.
Ach, you guys. I never told my Dad about my imaginary wrongmo internet friends, but I'm sure he'd appreciate the sentiment.
Anyway, I want to hear if anyone else has ever done anything equally stupid.
I never told my Dad about my imaginary wrongmo internet friends
It's like coming out, there are some people you can never tell.
I want to hear if anyone else has ever done anything equally stupid.
It doesn't sound that stupid to me.
But, I feel that fogger needs distracting from his grief with tales of incredible stupidity.
yeah, flunks needs to step up (then fall over and set himself on fire)
Sorry to hear that fogger
I have no new stories to tell
Aprt from dropping a little olive fork thingy at a BBQ on Saturday and it sticking nicely into the host's big toe
Fireplace in new house was boarded up, so I thought I'd remove the board to see what it looked like. Accidentally ripped the whole thing out of the wall.
Sorry about yr dad, fogger. And your fall.
Top Flunkyness from 'chops and, er, Flunks there.