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Started by BrouTwo on Mar 31, 2016 4:02:17 PM
the dom's India gag memorial thread for geographical humour

My Mother in Law is in the West Indies.


No she left of her own accord.

My girlfriend is visiting Eastern Europe so I gave her a lift to the airport.


No the traffic was moderate so we made good time and were able to take our journey at a leisurely pace.

To save money, I packed my wife in my hand luggage when we flew to our island holiday destination?


Cuboid, actually.

I never know what to drink when I'm staying in poor countries lacking sophisticated infrastructure.


No I love tea but I don't trust the water.

BrouTwo - 31 Mar 2016 16:03:32 (#1 of 378)

Mr Snow really buggered up organising my trip to eastern Africa.


I probably won't take it that far.

BrouTwo - 31 Mar 2016 16:04:46 (#2 of 378)

The thing I miss most when visiting northern climes is the availability of cheap, mass-produced ready meals.


Or Farm Foods, I'm not picky.

Moschops - 31 Mar 2016 16:05:03 (#3 of 378)

Got a cheap deal to fly MrsChops out to America.


No, standard economy class.

BrouTwo - 31 Mar 2016 16:06:17 (#4 of 378)

Madonna is using her north African tour to reflect on what she wants from life.


Yes the custody dispute with Guy Ritchie is really getting her down.

Moschops - 31 Mar 2016 16:08:29 (#5 of 378)

Got a new job providing support to a world famous female singer for her South Australia gig


No, Beyonce.

SGM1A1 - 31 Mar 2016 16:08:42 (#6 of 378)

I met a girl with huge tits when I was in the Middle East


No, Sam Fox

BrouTwo - 31 Mar 2016 16:09:11 (#7 of 378)

I'm going to a physiology conference on the continent where we'll be demonstrating the application of pathogens to joints.


Actually I'm hoping to infect an elbow.

BrouTwo - 31 Mar 2016 16:10:39 (#8 of 378)

What I enjoy most about the Mediterranean are the meats.


Yes or lamb.

BrouTwo - 31 Mar 2016 16:11:43 (#9 of 378)

The baggage handlers are on strike again and I'm due to go on holiday tomorrow.


You're telling me it is.

Moschops - 31 Mar 2016 16:12:41 (#10 of 378)

Going to ask for a refund, flew all the way to India for a disappointing Jamiroqai gig


Aye, fucking rubbish.

BrouTwo - 31 Mar 2016 16:12:53 (#11 of 378)

One of my favourite Alans is reading from his new book in West Africa today.



BrouTwo - 31 Mar 2016 16:14:02 (#12 of 378)

I bought some lovely crockery on my trip to Asia.



spartak - 31 Mar 2016 16:14:59 (#13 of 378)

My wife got sick in Indonesia and there were no taxis available


Aye. And now I've done my back in

spartak - 31 Mar 2016 16:15:45 (#14 of 378)

Bow to the master of comedy!

SGM1A1 - 31 Mar 2016 16:16:09 (#15 of 378)

When I was on holiday on an island in the Indian Ocean, I started to collect items I found on the beach.


No, flotsam and jetsam

Moschops - 31 Mar 2016 16:16:14 (#16 of 378)

I'm going to south east Asia to give a talk on my favourite cereal crop


No, wheat

BrouTwo - 31 Mar 2016 16:16:14 (#17 of 378)

Mel from Mel and Sue was actually born in Australia.


That's what I just said, try listening for a fucking change.

BrouTwo - 31 Mar 2016 16:17:48 (#18 of 378)

My brother went to Canada.


No we've known about Canada for centuries.

Bonusy - 31 Mar 2016 16:18:07 (#19 of 378)

My wife has gone to north-west Italy for a beach holiday


Yes, I just said, she's my wife ffs.

BrouTwo - 31 Mar 2016 16:19:07 (#20 of 378)

I need to relax so I'm planning a holiday to Romania.


I intend to.

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