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Started by fogger on Jan 20, 2020 8:47:21 AM
We need to talk about Jack Grealish's legs

Twat.

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Bonusy - 20 Jan 2020 09:08:37 (#1 of 71)

Great thread, thanks for starting it

Moschops - 20 Jan 2020 09:09:00 (#2 of 71)

Are we talking about his legs or his twat?

Bonusy - 20 Jan 2020 09:09:48 (#3 of 71)

Is this the new secret thread?

fogger - 20 Jan 2020 09:13:25 (#4 of 71)

It's the thread to talk about Jack Grealish's legs

Catspyjamas17 - 20 Jan 2020 09:15:21 (#5 of 71)

Nowt wrong with them but he needs to replace his socks, as the elastic appears to have gone.

Bonusy - 20 Jan 2020 09:16:50 (#6 of 71)

I have yet to form an opnion of any strength on Jack Grealish's legs. What should I be looking out for?

fogger - 20 Jan 2020 09:20:07 (#7 of 71)

Where his shin pads have gone.

SaffronSunrise - 20 Jan 2020 09:22:41 (#8 of 71)

His hair is usually quite interesting.

TommyDGNR8 - 20 Jan 2020 09:23:29 (#9 of 71)

#7 Ask John Terry.

fogger - 20 Jan 2020 09:36:33 (#10 of 71)

We'll get on to his hair after his legs.

Moschops - 20 Jan 2020 09:37:45 (#11 of 71)

Maybe he has a disease that flares up if he wears long socks. Or flares.

davedanon - 20 Jan 2020 10:57:01 (#12 of 71)

It's true, though. Grealish does appear to have unnaturally massive legs. His calf muscles are absolutely enormous. Its like he decided he was going to hit the gym and seriously bulk up, but entirely below the waist.

MaconLeary - 20 Jan 2020 11:06:13 (#13 of 71)

Grealish's legs were discussed on the Football Ramble recently, along with John Hartson's calves.

Someone who played with him in a charity game said that their resemblance to boiled hams was so disturbing that he almost vomited when looking at them.

Bonusy - 20 Jan 2020 11:07:51 (#14 of 71)

Does Grealish wear his socks down to highlight his calves then, or is it just that wearing his socks down mean people get to see footballer's calves which are normally hidden?

Psycho Pearce had enormous legs didn't he, looked like he could have kicked Roberto Carlos into orbit

davedanon - 20 Jan 2020 11:40:10 (#15 of 71)

Modern footballers are much leaner and slighter-looking than of yore, thoughbut. It's odd to see a throwback like Grealish, with his calves from 1972.

Bonusy - 20 Jan 2020 11:44:14 (#16 of 71)

True, honed for speed and stamina across perfect pitches rather than hauling slightly overweight bodies across muddy terrain

frantastic - 20 Jan 2020 11:46:18 (#17 of 71)

Do big legs run in his family?

Bonusy - 20 Jan 2020 11:59:23 (#18 of 71)

Run, walk, jump, they do the lot

Catspyjamas17 - 20 Jan 2020 12:03:55 (#19 of 71)

He's about 5'9" and ten and a half stone and would probably appear slight in real life. He's somewhere in the middle of my mental chart of the relative body sizes of premier league footballers.

TommyDGNR8 - 20 Jan 2020 12:24:32 (#20 of 71)

I remember Shoot, back in the day, telling us that Graeme Souness' thighs were 32", which was my chest size at the time.

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