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Started by PaperRustler on May 2, 2021 9:42:04 PM
Trumpocalypse XV: Old Man Yells At Cloud

You know the drill.

pranzingfrogg - 09 May 2021 19:57:16 (#281 of 1856)

That’s not just NSFW, it’s NSFA (Not Safe For Anywhere). I think my surgical wound just reopened with retching.

Pixiedust - 09 May 2021 19:58:35 (#282 of 1856)

Again, I'm so, so sorry. But you know, a problem shared...

cozzer - 09 May 2021 19:59:09 (#283 of 1856)

Some men should buy one and send photos to the retailer of them being used.

Garden - 09 May 2021 20:13:51 (#284 of 1856)

I don't understand why they specify "not for men".

cozzer - 09 May 2021 20:14:50 (#285 of 1856)

Because they can’t handle the idea of a man shoving one up his bum.

cozzer - 09 May 2021 20:15:20 (#286 of 1856)

Which is why it would be funny to get some men to do it and send photos.

Garden - 09 May 2021 20:16:08 (#287 of 1856)

Any volunteers?

Tadagee - 09 May 2021 20:17:01 (#288 of 1856)

That looks like 'The Thing'.

popstar7 - 09 May 2021 20:18:12 (#289 of 1856)

Nothing in these comments has changed my initial 'not clicking on that' decision.

popstar7 - 09 May 2021 20:25:58 (#290 of 1856)

Maureen Dowd in no mood to pat Liz Cheney on the back -

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/08/opinion/liz-cheney-donald-trump.html?

brooklyn - 09 May 2021 20:42:41 (#291 of 1856)

<<I'm so sorry to do this to all of you, but if I have to suffer, so do you>>

I expect trump's attorneys to announce that they will sue to enjoin distribution of these toys until he gets his cut.

I would also expect a different version from Stormy.

moto748 - 09 May 2021 20:46:15 (#292 of 1856)

#289

Likewise!

JohnIlly - 09 May 2021 21:15:35 (#293 of 1856)

But you know, a problem shared...

So. Pixie. What exactly is the problem you have with these toys? We are very understanding here.

Pixiedust - 09 May 2021 21:20:28 (#294 of 1856)

I'm normally very sex-positive!

But seeing those... things, my ovaries immediately shut down, my womb goes into hibernation and my vagina contracts to a pinprick.

I think it's self-preservation.

TheFLUFFIESTKittenEvah - 09 May 2021 22:32:20 (#295 of 1856)

Imagine feeling you have to copulate with trump.



What a thought.

BuddhaPest - 09 May 2021 22:38:34 (#296 of 1856)

The dimensions would seem to be at odds with the eye-witness account of Stormy Daniels.

https://www.thecut.com/2018/09/donald-trump-stormy-daniels-penis-toad-mario-kart.html

Pixiedust - 09 May 2021 23:00:45 (#297 of 1856)

What have I done? Gods, what have I done?!?!

TheFLUFFIESTKittenEvah - 09 May 2021 23:17:52 (#298 of 1856)

Here's a nightmare for you, Pixie:



Imagine you're in love with trump, that you long for his touch.

Pixiedust - 09 May 2021 23:20:18 (#299 of 1856)

I'm phoning my therapist and sending you the bill.

BAD Fluffy! No scritches for you tonight.

TheFLUFFIESTKittenEvah - 09 May 2021 23:21:51 (#300 of 1856)

Sorry.

There was some playboy model who claimed she loved him, right?

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