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Started by ChapeauNo5 on 02-Mar-2011 09:56:18
Trevor Brooking scored with his head lol

Thread to mock lazy, clichéd journalism.

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ChapeauNo5 - 02 Mar 2011 09:57:05 (#1 of 11513)

Stuart Heritage is still shit at journalism.









http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/tvandradioblog/2011/mar/01/cookery-show-tv-judges





Also I can't make the link work.

sparafucile - 02 Mar 2011 10:45:03 (#2 of 11513)

Wotcher 5hats. Keep the flag flying, what?

sparafucile - 02 Mar 2011 10:45:38 (#3 of 11513)

I started a SCIENCE thread, by the way. Pls to contribute with examples of SCIENCE.

ChapeauNo5 - 06 Mar 2011 16:50:45 (#4 of 11513)

HAHAHA LOOK AT THE FUNNY TRIBESMEN THEY JUST WEAR PANTS MADE OF STRING

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own
_correspondent/9413908.stm

fogger - 06 Mar 2011 18:52:39 (#5 of 11513)

Hackney Marshes on a Sunday getting dragged into the goal-line technology debate on 606.

ChapeauNo5 - 07 Mar 2011 11:34:49 (#6 of 11513)

Another famous star who reportedly performed for the Gaddafis is notorious pussy 50 Cent, the crybaby pant-shitting wuss whom I could definitely have in a fight. (Did you know his real name is Fifi Millicent? )

CHARLIE "johnaaaaaaarg" BROOKER, there.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/mar/0
7/charlie-brooker-50-cent-gaddafi

SteveFrench - 07 Mar 2011 12:54:17 (#7 of 11513)

I quite liked it although it was a bit pointless.

fogger - 07 Mar 2011 13:58:51 (#8 of 11513)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2003/aug/11/the
season2003.sport1?INTCMP=SRCH


While we wait for Barney to get back from his holiday, I've found the first thing he ever wrote for the Guardian. Starts out promisingly - Star Wars! - but then dwindles out into a big pile of dull pointless shit. Was obviously still honing his 80s! skills back in 2003.

sparafucile - 07 Mar 2011 13:59:23 (#9 of 11513)

Nothing since 19 February.

DON'T LEAVE US, BARNEY!

SteveFrench - 07 Mar 2011 14:01:07 (#10 of 11513)

Barney stops publishing -----> GUT shuts down

sparafucile - 07 Mar 2011 14:03:00 (#11 of 11513)

Barney then SLAGGED GUT on Twitter.

fogger - 07 Mar 2011 14:07:44 (#12 of 11513)

TBF we had been slagging him off, too.

disavowed - 07 Mar 2011 14:35:28 (#13 of 11513)

Yeah, but that was fair comment.

Bonusy - 07 Mar 2011 14:47:21 (#14 of 11513)

surprisingly, "barneyronay is shit" turned up no results on a twitter search, which means it must be broken.

As for Brooker's 50-cent mocking, I see no problem with it.

ChapeauNo5 - 07 Mar 2011 14:55:27 (#15 of 11513)

Brooker has lost whatever he had and hasn't written anything worthwhile for a long time.

disavowed - 07 Mar 2011 15:39:05 (#16 of 11513)

He's too happy these days

MadamGeorge - 07 Mar 2011 16:21:03 (#17 of 11513)

We have travelled this road before, I think.

fogger - 08 Mar 2011 11:25:15 (#18 of 11513)

Tom Lutz's rumour mill is pretty horrific today.

sparafucile - 08 Mar 2011 11:29:29 (#19 of 11513)

I notice Barney made his long-awaited comeback with a minute-by-minute thing and The Fiver yesterday.

Maybe he'd just been on holiday?

fogger - 08 Mar 2011 11:30:04 (#20 of 11513)

Barney's back, hiding on the MBM Blackpool/Chelsea match...

11 mins Torres has finally touched the ball. He wins a corner scampering into the inside left channel. The big drink of water. Lampard pulls it back sneakily to Zhirkov but his shot is blocked and then David Luiz, corkscrew curls flying in a manner reminiscent of early Scary Spice, woofs it miles over the bar.

Do you remember the 90s? Do you?

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