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Started by OldLefty on Mar 12, 2018 1:49:13 PM
Words that might have changed history

For example

"We like your paintings very much, and would like to offer you a place. Welcome to Vienna Academy of Fine Arts, Adolph"

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Flicker - 12 Mar 2018 14:03:12 (#1 of 199)

“I’m sorry Mrs Weinstein. It looks as if you are carrying the fœtus of an abominable gorilla and I’m afraid we will have to abort.”

OldLefty - 12 Mar 2018 14:05:25 (#2 of 199)

He was actually Adolf, of course.

RosyLovelady - 12 Mar 2018 14:07:17 (#3 of 199)

Wasn't Actually Adolf a trip metal combo.

popstar7 - 12 Mar 2018 14:24:39 (#4 of 199)

"Listen, son, preaching's all very well but you've got a skill. People will always need carpenters."

rgtstoppedcounting - 12 Mar 2018 14:25:26 (#5 of 199)

"Yes Caesar, we know the Rubicon isn't much of a river as these things go, but the boys have had a vote and they just don't want to get their sandals wet."

ZimAgain - 12 Mar 2018 14:26:21 (#6 of 199)

Oh, that iceberg!

rgtstoppedcounting - 12 Mar 2018 14:33:14 (#7 of 199)

"I'm sorry Professor Luther, I've asked around and nobody has a nail."

OldLefty - 12 Mar 2018 14:40:44 (#8 of 199)

"We'll be delighted to have you back in Germany, Herr Drumpf".

popstar7 - 12 Mar 2018 14:44:25 (#9 of 199)

What's number four say? I can't quite make it out - it's all cracked.

'Thou shalt not commit adultery'.

What?? It looks more like 'assault' to me.

No, definitely 'adultery'. Look, you can see the 'y' at the end.

Right, well, suppose we'd better tell everyone. It's not going to go down well, I'll tell you that for nothing.

HerrWalrus - 12 Mar 2018 14:47:51 (#10 of 199)

"On balance, we feel it's not a good time to allow free movement for revolutionaries across Europe, Mr Lenin."

bailliegillies - 12 Mar 2018 14:48:26 (#11 of 199)

Thou shall, or not as the case may be.

popstar7 - 12 Mar 2018 14:49:13 (#12 of 199)

Shit, that would have worked better.

upgoerfive - 12 Mar 2018 14:56:47 (#13 of 199)

I am a crook.

Sorry, not - I am not a crook.

OldLefty - 12 Mar 2018 15:01:02 (#14 of 199)

Here's a map of Sarajevo, Archduke - your chauffeur might find it useful.

widenation - 12 Mar 2018 15:01:56 (#15 of 199)

Burn the wooden horse, it's getting chilly.

rgtstoppedcounting - 12 Mar 2018 15:07:06 (#16 of 199)

Right. I've wasted enough time on that fucking knot. Some other cunt can rule all Asia.

ChankNolen - 12 Mar 2018 15:07:32 (#17 of 199)

'Lord Raglan wishes the cavalry to advance south up the side of the valley and stop the Russians removing their guns from the redoubt. Don't, for fuck's sake, advance due east along the valley floor as there are shit loads more artillery there and you'll be advancing straight down their throats.'

brooklyn - 12 Mar 2018 16:11:13 (#18 of 199)

"yes, Mr. Washington. we hereby grant your application to join the British army."

"hock my jewels to send you on fool's errand, Captain Columbus? that's madness. no, my ships will sail toward the riches of the east instead."

Macpaddy - 12 Mar 2018 16:27:22 (#19 of 199)

"Thanks for the warning, lad. That fire could have turned out nasty"

"That's okay, Mr Farriner."

xbod72 - 12 Mar 2018 16:30:54 (#20 of 199)

"Oswald! Get in here! A driver's ill, we need you to run this consignment of books across town."

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