Darwin’s “world record” wanker will not spend any more time behind bars, despite his jail sentence for publicly masturbating at the Casuarina nudist beach being quadrupled on appeal. Gary Chisholm pleaded guilty in the Darwin Local Court earlier this year to one count of gross indecency in a public place after “gripping, pulling and flicking his erect penis” while watching two topless teenage girls at the beach in 2019.
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Neither a Boris nor a Prince Andrew thread. I am undone.
He should receive a stiff sentence.
All these people who find him so hilarious remind me of those colleagues of Wayne Couzens who so wittily nicknamed him 'the rapist'. People have a right not to be sexually harassed by perverts, and to see that harassment taken seriously.
He came to a sticky end. I see no reason not to mock him.
I wonder how long the damaged public watched him for, before one of them (per the report above) punched him in the head.
Apparently the inventor of cats' eyes, one Percy Shaw was an accomplished exponent of masturbatory techniques and was wont to do so in his sitting room while his cleaning lady was present. This was according to a tv documentary, they also said that if the cat that gave him the inspiration had been walking in the other direction he would have invented the pencil sharpener.
an accomplished exponent of masturbatory techniques and was wont to do so in his sitting room while his cleaning lady was present
How very organised.
'You've missed a spot...'
Two more convictions followed in the NT, once for masturbating while “staring at three members of the public at the main pool at Berry Springs” and then again while standing at the feet of a woman at the Casuarina nudist beach. “She subsequently punched him in the head, to which he replied ‘Sorry, I was just putting on some lotion’,” Chief Justice Grant said.
<guilty arf!>
Several hundred semen ejected by wankers in the P&O boardroom.
Wayne Cousins has a mandatory whole life sentence so won't offend again unless it's committed in prison, but (and I know this is only pawsy ffs) please don't imply that someone who flashes is also likely to become a murderer.
They're not.
I wonder if those compelled to do at actually have some kind of Tourette’s Syndrome, because it’s obviously an irrational ‘certain to be caught and prosecuted’ type of behaviour.
I dunno. Looks to me like an expression of that more familiar pattern of behaviour of hassling/seeking the attention of women and girls which is common to large numbers of annoying scrotes, who in a small but significant number of cases present a genuine danger