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Started by TheVoiceOfReason on Dec 1, 2021 3:03:49 PM
Horror as world’s most prolific PUBLIC MASTURBATOR freed after multiple offences

Darwin’s “world record” wanker will not spend any more time behind bars, despite his jail sentence for publicly masturbating at the Casuarina nudist beach being quadrupled on appeal. Gary Chisholm pleaded guilty in the Darwin Local Court earlier this year to one count of gross indecency in a public place after “gripping, pulling and flicking his erect penis” while watching two topless teenage girls at the beach in 2019.

SinnerBoy - 02 Dec 2021 04:50:04 (#19 of 39)

He sounds like a psychiatric case.

frantastic - 02 Dec 2021 10:31:59 (#20 of 39)

He should receive a stiff sentence.

elderberry - 02 Dec 2021 10:35:23 (#21 of 39)

All these people who find him so hilarious remind me of those colleagues of Wayne Couzens who so wittily nicknamed him 'the rapist'. People have a right not to be sexually harassed by perverts, and to see that harassment taken seriously.

RosyLovelady - 02 Dec 2021 10:41:15 (#22 of 39)

He came to a sticky end. I see no reason not to mock him.

I wonder how long the damaged public watched him for, before one of them (per the report above) punched him in the head.

raymie - 02 Dec 2021 12:29:48 (#23 of 39)

It's in his own ‚úč hands

lapsedcat - 02 Dec 2021 12:40:00 (#24 of 39)


DonkeyOT - 18 Dec 2021 17:19:28 (#25 of 39)

Apparently the inventor of cats' eyes, one Percy Shaw was an accomplished exponent of masturbatory techniques and was wont to do so in his sitting room while his cleaning lady was present. This was according to a tv documentary, they also said that if the cat that gave him the inspiration had been walking in the other direction he would have invented the pencil sharpener.

CarlosFandango - 18 Dec 2021 17:22:40 (#26 of 39)

an accomplished exponent of masturbatory techniques and was wont to do so in his sitting room while his cleaning lady was present

How very organised.

TheExcession - 10 Jan 2022 20:30:55 (#27 of 39)

'You've missed a spot...'

SatelliteOne - 24 Feb 2022 09:57:10 (#28 of 39)

Two more convictions followed in the NT, once for masturbating while “staring at three members of the public at the main pool at Berry Springs” and then again while standing at the feet of a woman at the Casuarina nudist beach. “She subsequently punched him in the head, to which he replied ‘Sorry, I was just putting on some lotion’,” Chief Justice Grant said.

<guilty arf!>

TigerPaws - 19 Mar 2022 20:41:03 (#29 of 39)

Wayne Cousins was a flasher.

He will offend again.

Electro2 - 19 Mar 2022 20:43:01 (#30 of 39)

Several hundred semen ejected by wankers in the P&O boardroom.

Tadagee - 21 Mar 2022 08:47:25 (#31 of 39)

Wayne Cousins has a mandatory whole life sentence so won't offend again unless it's committed in prison, but (and I know this is only pawsy ffs) please don't imply that someone who flashes is also likely to become a murderer.

They're not.

Dementor - 21 Mar 2022 09:00:18 (#32 of 39)

I wonder if those compelled to do at actually have some kind of Tourette’s Syndrome, because it’s obviously an irrational ‘certain to be caught and prosecuted’ type of behaviour.

mingmong - 21 Mar 2022 09:10:06 (#33 of 39)

I dunno. Looks to me like an expression of that more familiar pattern of behaviour of hassling/seeking the attention of women and girls which is common to large numbers of annoying scrotes, who in a small but significant number of cases present a genuine danger

quartus - 21 Mar 2022 09:16:18 (#34 of 39)

... of becoming hardened criminals?

Oldbathrobe1 - 21 Mar 2022 09:24:02 (#35 of 39)

pattern of behaviour of hassling/seeking the attention of women and girls

Like a toddler, if they can't get positive attention, negative will do. They must have a fairly bleak mental landscape to get them to that stage.

Dubris - 21 Mar 2022 13:59:36 (#36 of 39)

#34 - Yes. It isn't the answer you were angling for, but the risk is that some of these people will go on to commit other sexual offences.


No, really.

Macpaddy - 21 Mar 2022 14:24:14 (#37 of 39)

He needs to be chemically castrated.

Dementor - 21 Mar 2022 16:18:53 (#38 of 39)

Ging Gang ‘Chop off his’ Goolie(s).

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