Darwin’s “world record” wanker will not spend any more time behind bars, despite his jail sentence for publicly masturbating at the Casuarina nudist beach being quadrupled on appeal. Gary Chisholm pleaded guilty in the Darwin Local Court earlier this year to one count of gross indecency in a public place after “gripping, pulling and flicking his erect penis” while watching two topless teenage girls at the beach in 2019.
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"...after phoning him that morning"
Why yes, he did appear distracted and short of breath during the call your honour.
Judge: "In future, Mr Chisholm, when you are in the Northern Territory kindly keep your southern territory in your trousers."
the detail about the teenage girls puts him into up against the wall and shot territory.
Pro boner, surely?
up against the wall and shot territory.
Wheeling out and shooting, shirley? And yes, I'd probably countenance it.
I'm not touching that!
Neither a Boris nor a Prince Andrew thread. I am undone.
He should receive a stiff sentence.
All these people who find him so hilarious remind me of those colleagues of Wayne Couzens who so wittily nicknamed him 'the rapist'. People have a right not to be sexually harassed by perverts, and to see that harassment taken seriously.
He came to a sticky end. I see no reason not to mock him.
I wonder how long the damaged public watched him for, before one of them (per the report above) punched him in the head.