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Started by TheVoiceOfReason on Dec 1, 2021 3:03:49 PM
Horror as world’s most prolific PUBLIC MASTURBATOR freed after multiple offences

Darwin’s “world record” wanker will not spend any more time behind bars, despite his jail sentence for publicly masturbating at the Casuarina nudist beach being quadrupled on appeal. Gary Chisholm pleaded guilty in the Darwin Local Court earlier this year to one count of gross indecency in a public place after “gripping, pulling and flicking his erect penis” while watching two topless teenage girls at the beach in 2019.

https://archive.md/2021.12.01-145539/https://amp.ntnews.com.au/truecrimeaustrali
a/police-courts-nt/serial-public-wanker-gary-chisholm-gets-off-again-after-appeal-sags-to-half-mast/news-story/ab222a9d375f273cf6d46d49c5e0663e

Tadagee - 01 Dec 2021 16:41:09 (#9 of 39)

Propah Van Bang!

Dubris - 01 Dec 2021 16:49:25 (#10 of 39)

It's not actually very funny, is it?

NightInTGeorgia - 01 Dec 2021 16:50:05 (#11 of 39)

Pro boner, surely?

ReverendBlueJeans - 01 Dec 2021 16:50:37 (#12 of 39)

up against the wall and shot territory.

Wheeling out and shooting, shirley? And yes, I'd probably countenance it.

JohnIlly - 01 Dec 2021 17:09:19 (#13 of 39)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:DaliGreatMastur
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TheFLUFFIESTKittenEvah - 01 Dec 2021 17:40:52 (#14 of 39)

I'm not touching that!

lapsedcat - 01 Dec 2021 18:23:46 (#15 of 39)

Chisholm eh? Limericks abound!

raymie - 01 Dec 2021 18:24:57 (#16 of 39)

Working out in the jism

CarlosFandango - 01 Dec 2021 18:26:27 (#17 of 39)

Neither a Boris nor a Prince Andrew thread. I am undone.

Atticus - 01 Dec 2021 18:31:27 (#18 of 39)

Filth. Do it back up!

SinnerBoy - 02 Dec 2021 04:50:04 (#19 of 39)

He sounds like a psychiatric case.

frantastic - 02 Dec 2021 10:31:59 (#20 of 39)

He should receive a stiff sentence.

elderberry - 02 Dec 2021 10:35:23 (#21 of 39)

All these people who find him so hilarious remind me of those colleagues of Wayne Couzens who so wittily nicknamed him 'the rapist'. People have a right not to be sexually harassed by perverts, and to see that harassment taken seriously.

RosyLovelady - 02 Dec 2021 10:41:15 (#22 of 39)

He came to a sticky end. I see no reason not to mock him.

I wonder how long the damaged public watched him for, before one of them (per the report above) punched him in the head.

raymie - 02 Dec 2021 12:29:48 (#23 of 39)

It's in his own ‚úč hands

lapsedcat - 02 Dec 2021 12:40:00 (#24 of 39)

DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING

DonkeyOT - 18 Dec 2021 17:19:28 (#25 of 39)

Apparently the inventor of cats' eyes, one Percy Shaw was an accomplished exponent of masturbatory techniques and was wont to do so in his sitting room while his cleaning lady was present. This was according to a tv documentary, they also said that if the cat that gave him the inspiration had been walking in the other direction he would have invented the pencil sharpener.

CarlosFandango - 18 Dec 2021 17:22:40 (#26 of 39)

an accomplished exponent of masturbatory techniques and was wont to do so in his sitting room while his cleaning lady was present

How very organised.

TheExcession - 10 Jan 2022 20:30:55 (#27 of 39)

'You've missed a spot...'

SatelliteOne - 24 Feb 2022 09:57:10 (#28 of 39)

Two more convictions followed in the NT, once for masturbating while “staring at three members of the public at the main pool at Berry Springs” and then again while standing at the feet of a woman at the Casuarina nudist beach. “She subsequently punched him in the head, to which he replied ‘Sorry, I was just putting on some lotion’,” Chief Justice Grant said.

<guilty arf!>

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