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Started by indlovubill on Oct 20, 2018 3:23:40 PM
Lardophobia.

Had breakfast at an hotel this morning and I have to admit to lardophobic feelings when an enormous fat cunt was hogging the two toast-making machines. Was i wrong to have such feelings and should we be more tolerant of fat people?

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browserbutton - 20 Oct 2018 15:28:23 (#1 of 17)

You might have trouble with your glands one day. Then you'll be sorry.

RosyLovelady - 20 Oct 2018 15:30:50 (#2 of 17)

But not for long. Thyroxin will soon sort out your tubby glandulars.

widenation - 20 Oct 2018 15:34:06 (#3 of 17)

If you look at apes in the wild - the obese individuals are generally top dog of their troupe.

phantlers - 20 Oct 2018 15:35:20 (#4 of 17)

Or would you rather swing on a star?

wickeltisch - 20 Oct 2018 15:38:16 (#5 of 17)

Fat people? FAT? Shouldn't that be weight challenged now?

<reports bill for being non-PC>

Jonked - 20 Oct 2018 15:43:35 (#6 of 17)

I am not so much lardophobic as lardobaffled. I look at some people of enormous size and I just struggle to understand how you can possibly manage to do that to yourself. But then again, I do understand how easy it is to get trapped in habitual behaviour.

I think you should make sure you are equally incensed if a skinny person hogs the toast machines tomorrow to remove any possible prejudice.

browserbutton - 20 Oct 2018 15:46:36 (#7 of 17)

Had breakfast at an hotel this morning

Did you have an hot breakfast?

wickeltisch - 20 Oct 2018 15:50:25 (#8 of 17)

I hope there were no people, neither fat nor skinny, who hogged the salt cellar.

TrouserFreak - 20 Oct 2018 16:40:31 (#9 of 17)

Get thee to a Toby Carvery and look upon the all you can eat Breakfast hot plate and despair ye mighty.

barkis - 20 Oct 2018 16:45:52 (#10 of 17)

You'd have been happy if a thin person was hogging the toast machines?

wickeltisch - 20 Oct 2018 16:53:10 (#11 of 17)

Perhaps bill is of a certain weight and can push thin persons away.

carterbrandon - 21 Oct 2018 10:49:32 (#12 of 17)

I have it on good authority that you wouldn't like going on a cruise ship. Especially an American one.

browserbutton - 21 Oct 2018 11:28:20 (#13 of 17)

At many hotel breakfast buffets the Chinese are the new Americans.

indlovubill - 22 Oct 2018 19:47:36 (#14 of 17)

Did you have an hot breakfast?



That's how we talk up north, posh southern twat, we stay at an 'otel and 'ave an 'ot breakfast.

Stellata - 22 Oct 2018 19:49:02 (#15 of 17)

And ‘og toaster.

phantlers - 22 Oct 2018 19:53:21 (#16 of 17)

As a skinny type the most noticeable resentment I bear fatsoes is the poor value I get in air fares by comparison.

indlovubill - 22 Oct 2018 20:02:54 (#17 of 17)

Infuriates me when one sits next to an over wing emergency exit window, how are you gonna get through the fuckin' window?

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