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Started by SheikYerbouti on Dec 7, 2018 4:20:30 PM
I HAVE AN ENORMOUS PENIS

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/dec/
07/my-life-in-sex-enormous-penis


Do you have an enormous penis? What do you do with it?

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TheVoiceOfReason - 07 Dec 2018 16:23:12 (#1 of 27)

Top 1%? Ha! Try being in the top 0.25%!

SheikYerbouti - 07 Dec 2018 16:24:49 (#2 of 27)

ANYONE WHO TALKS ABOUT SHOWING IT TO THE GIRL NEXT DOOR WILL BE DELETED AND BANNED.

Jacob_Richter - 07 Dec 2018 16:29:19 (#3 of 27)

According to an online size chart

Ah, that's why you were smearing your johnson on to your laptop screen .......... on the 8.45 from Ipswich to Liverpool Street.

Agaliarept - 07 Dec 2018 16:29:41 (#4 of 27)

We’ve been together almost five years and I could count on one hand the number of times we’ve managed to achieve full penetration.

Christ. Some of what goes on in porn land with guys with seemingly giant members is eye watering but they manage penetration.

Maybe his girlfriend is tiny.

Like my cock.

Jacob_Richter - 07 Dec 2018 16:30:05 (#5 of 27)

Rather surprised to see Aga on this thread.

browserbutton - 07 Dec 2018 16:30:58 (#6 of 27)

Tory Party: WE HAVE A MASSIVE JOHNSON

Jacob_Richter - 07 Dec 2018 16:31:20 (#7 of 27)

TWO MASSIVE JOHNSONS

HouseOfLametta - 07 Dec 2018 16:31:55 (#8 of 27)

And a shiny Bone.

popperhead - 07 Dec 2018 16:32:15 (#9 of 27)

I've all too often heard other men bragging about how many inches they are endowed with and I think it's ridiculous.

In my experience three inches is plenty to satisfy any woman.

In fact if it were any wider I doubt I could get it in.











Ithangyew, I'm here all week, try the bratwurst.

Gotout - 07 Dec 2018 16:34:05 (#10 of 27)

cue a series of Rastus and Liza jokes from the non PC 70s.

foghorn - 07 Dec 2018 16:34:40 (#11 of 27)

You aren´t taking my problem seriously.

Jacob_Richter - 07 Dec 2018 16:36:47 (#12 of 27)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXoS_EOp2PA

SFW - well, sort of.

virgil5 - 07 Dec 2018 16:40:48 (#13 of 27)

13 inches is probably unlikely?

solomongursky - 07 Dec 2018 16:44:45 (#14 of 27)

I have to be careful receiving oral sex, so my wife taps me on the leg if it’s getting too much.

It gets smaller if she taps his leg?

HoHoHoff - 07 Dec 2018 17:36:54 (#15 of 27)

That's where the "-" button is.

Pentecost - 07 Dec 2018 22:33:06 (#16 of 27)

This is what it's about: Each week, a reader tells us about their sex life. Want to share yours? Email sex@theguardian.com

Please, everybody: Email sex@theguardian.com

Stellata - 08 Dec 2018 00:43:19 (#17 of 27)

My tight cunt and your big banana: here’s why it’s a problem

JerkinMcGherkin - 08 Dec 2018 11:04:35 (#18 of 27)

I HAVE AN ENORMOUS PENIS

That's not what Stormy says, Donald.

cozzer - 08 Dec 2018 12:19:19 (#19 of 27)

MY WIFE AND I HAVE STARTED SWINGING BUT I STRUGGLE TO GET AN ERECTION

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/dec/
03/swinging-erection-wife-started-struggle


I sometimes wonder if these are made up.

Tadagee - 08 Dec 2018 12:22:04 (#20 of 27)

Our sex life is amazing, and to add “salt on our margarita”, as we call it...

Fuck the fuck off.

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