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Started by TheVoiceOfReason on May 7, 2022 9:46:00 AM
“I was unable to find a prostitute in the location of my choice and at a price I could afford”
Lawlsie - 07 May 2022 13:50:10 (#1 of 16)

Everyone deserves access to free, affordable sexual services. Put it on the NHS. Save money. Boost health.

lammaMia - 07 May 2022 14:16:06 (#2 of 16)

heterosexual women reported only having an orgasm 65% of the time with male partners

Men, on the average, are not even getting a passing grade then. Tut, tut.

virgil5 - 07 May 2022 16:10:32 (#3 of 16)

unable to find

Improvise! Simplify!

indlovubill - 07 May 2022 17:31:27 (#4 of 16)

Go solo.

Arjuna - 07 May 2022 17:36:28 (#5 of 16)

After all, many of my sex-working friends are queer

Couldn't she hire one of them? Mates rates?

champagnerocker - 07 May 2022 18:57:43 (#6 of 16)

Not only are many of her female sex working friends are homosexual, she is also a homosexual female sex worker.

Presumably if there is a gap in the market where demands are not currently being adequetely served then she (possibly with the help of her friends) are perfectly placed to service it themselves. If everything she says is true then she could make a fortune!

Ginmonkey - 07 May 2022 19:03:20 (#7 of 16)

Women generally do not need or want to pay for sex. This is, I assume, why there aren't many prostitutes that cater to soley to women, there isn't the demand. As a female sex worker herself surely she would have understood the nature of the market she works in?

indlovubill - 07 May 2022 19:05:58 (#8 of 16)

surely she would have understood the nature of the market she works in?

Maybe she didn't go to the trouble of getting a qualification in business studies?

Mazzarin - 07 May 2022 19:23:17 (#9 of 16)

You can get a BA in Entitled Narcissism at any red brick these days.

virgil5 - 07 May 2022 19:34:09 (#10 of 16)

at a price I could afford

Cheapskate. Round up returnable bottles and cans until ready to squander.

Arjuna - 07 May 2022 19:35:34 (#11 of 16)

Next week, they will have a cabbie moaning that he cannot afford to get a taxi home after his shift.

Ginmonkey - 07 May 2022 19:37:21 (#12 of 16)

If a queer, female prostitue does not know where to source another queer, female prostitute then it suggests the market is very small.

Arjuna - 07 May 2022 19:39:54 (#13 of 16)

A very queer state of affairs

ReverendBlueJeans - 07 May 2022 21:05:45 (#14 of 16)

Y'know, I think the HP has actually published a story that's of such niche silliness even the dear old Graun wouldn't touch it.

virgil5 - 07 May 2022 21:59:50 (#15 of 16)


Mazzarin - 07 May 2022 22:23:52 (#16 of 16)


Just proves whores are hetro-normative bigots unlike the sex workers the SNP take into schools.

That last part is not even a joke.

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