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Started by TheVoiceOfReason on May 14, 2012 10:14:18 AM
Britain's best journalist returns to the Graun. Marvellous!

Attracting men is child's play, ladies - just grow up and act your age!

MARVELLOUS Julie Burchill.

http://tinyurl.com/bnm6l4v [Graun]

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Lawlsie - 14 May 2012 10:27:30 (#1 of 437)

Most heterosexual men merely want a woman above the age of consent to wash, show up, bring beer and strip naked.

Precisely! As ever, Julie B-R telling it like it is.

tasselhoff - 14 May 2012 10:30:53 (#2 of 437)

Most heterosexual men merely want a woman above the age of consent to wash, show up, bring beer and strip naked.

And do the ironing, ffs!

xDiggy - 14 May 2012 10:33:01 (#3 of 437)

Most heterosexual men would probably draw the line at the woman in question being Julie Beachball though.

Lawlsie - 14 May 2012 10:54:32 (#4 of 437)

I think ironing is a plus if it's offered Tass but not, in my experience at least thank god, a minus if it isn't!

I've no idea if we even HAVE an iron in the house. Let alone where it might be.

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WilyCoyote - 14 May 2012 10:55:51 (#6 of 437)

Most heterosexual men merely want a woman above the age of consent to wash, show up, bring beer and strip naked.

She says that like it's a bad thing.

bigdave82 - 14 May 2012 10:57:15 (#7 of 437)

Most heterosexual men merely want a woman above the age of consent to wash, show up, bring beer and strip naked.

Can't really argue

Lawlsie - 14 May 2012 10:57:53 (#8 of 437)

Well quite Wily! Come naked bring beer about covers it for most men I'd say. They're far less critical of us than we realise. Gawd bless 'em!

Bromio - 14 May 2012 10:59:31 (#9 of 437)

Whereas la Birchill would presumably prefer it if men did the same but brought chocolate instead.

Bromio - 14 May 2012 11:00:24 (#10 of 437)

And cake. Plenty of cake.

Lawlsie - 14 May 2012 11:02:18 (#11 of 437)

Cake and DVDs of old films would be fine for me.

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Lawlsie - 14 May 2012 11:03:21 (#13 of 437)

Oh god yes, humour is very high up the list. If you can laugh together, lots, about how daft the world is, you're onto a winner!

Bromio - 14 May 2012 11:03:30 (#14 of 437)

She must have compromising photos of Alan Rusbridger.

Lawlsie - 14 May 2012 11:03:49 (#15 of 437)

Why? That piece was in the Obs, not the Graun.

bigdave82 - 14 May 2012 11:04:39 (#16 of 437)

Someone you can talk to? Or am I not a real man for wanting a woman who's more than just someone to have sex with?

Hark at halfnelson! BANTS

Yes I agree

Bromio - 14 May 2012 11:04:43 (#17 of 437)

John Mulholland then.

TommyDGNR8 - 14 May 2012 11:04:59 (#18 of 437)

Most heterosexual men merely want a woman above the age of consent to wash, show up, bring beer and strip naked.

...and bugger off afterwards so we can watch the telly in peace.

Snarlygog - 14 May 2012 11:05:32 (#19 of 437)

I'm all for the naked woman bringing beer but surely there needs to be a bit more than that?

Tattoos - once you had the Sex - you can admire the artwork.

Bromio - 14 May 2012 11:05:48 (#20 of 437)

Laughter first, the rest is just icing.

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