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Started by Avonlea on Apr 4, 2011 2:19:07 PM
Liz Jones again
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Ebadlun - 04 Apr 2011 14:41:47 (#1 of 2107)

her chickens have their own homeopathic vet



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sparafucile - 04 Apr 2011 14:46:25 (#2 of 2107)

Christ on a jetski.

FleurDuMal - 04 Apr 2011 15:54:35 (#3 of 2107)

No wonder the silly mare is skint.

BellaFiga - 04 Apr 2011 16:00:05 (#4 of 2107)

oh but it's NOTTT FAIIIIIRR that the bank won't give her ANY MORE MONEY.

Ebadlun - 04 Apr 2011 16:14:24 (#5 of 2107)

I presume if she hasn't paid off any capital on her mortgage it must have been interest-only. Which she must have known when she took it out.

Silly bint.

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SharkPatoo - 04 Apr 2011 16:18:47 (#7 of 2107)

She spent nearly half a million quid on rubbish - a bat-shit sanctuary, cat milker and yoga lessons for her donkeys and acts like an 8-year-old, what does she expect?

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CoffinEd - 04 Apr 2011 18:29:27 (#9 of 2107)

FFS! Toothpaste doesn't go off and in any case why be so fucking rude to someone who is being helpful.

ottoline07 - 04 Apr 2011 18:37:40 (#10 of 2107)

She's was spoiling Woman's Hour this morning an' all, blithering on about horses, castigating Jane Garvey for betting on The Grand National.

ottoline07 - 04 Apr 2011 18:49:49 (#11 of 2107)

Oh and it's definitely Juan Kerr she's boffing.

I knew I was having an effect, given that his tiny, beady eyes took on a glassy look.

Tiny, beady? Who else could it be than Currant-Eyes Kerr.

urbanspacemonkey - 04 Apr 2011 18:55:00 (#12 of 2107)

I'm sure its all a wind up

SredniVashtar - 04 Apr 2011 18:57:31 (#13 of 2107)

I'm sure its all a wind up

No, I have a friend who is deputy ed of a women's mag and she has, on occasion had to commission Liz Jones. It really isn't a wind-up.

FleurDuMal - 04 Apr 2011 18:59:43 (#14 of 2107)

Well I hope your friend paid poor Liz her true worth - the woman's practically destitute!

SredniVashtar - 04 Apr 2011 19:00:42 (#15 of 2107)

This was back in the day before Liz had spunked all her cash on fuck knows what.

ottoline07 - 04 Apr 2011 19:04:07 (#16 of 2107)

Solid gold taps and black-faced sheep.

megaduck - 05 Apr 2011 15:44:02 (#17 of 2107)

"Oh and it's definitely Juan Kerr she's boffing"

Juan Kerr??? Made up name, surely???

ottoline07 - 05 Apr 2011 16:29:35 (#18 of 2107)

Jim Kerr. But I keep being corrected on the Sleb thread.

FleurDuMal - 05 Apr 2011 18:41:39 (#19 of 2107)

Juan Kerr is definitely better.

ottoline07 - 05 Apr 2011 19:00:30 (#20 of 2107)

And just in case anyone has forgotten just how incredibly small his eyes are;

http://files.stv.tv/img/articles/88841-jim-kerr-returns-to-his-roots-in-glasgow-200.jpg

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