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Started by TheVoiceOfReason on Feb 28, 2011 6:34:57 PM
Sort it aht! A thread to talk EastEnders

Could Kat and Alfie be duller?

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mrsmoon - 28 Feb 2011 23:57:17 (#1 of 5924)

and who the hell is that new bird?

TheVoiceOfReason - 01 Mar 2011 10:27:11 (#2 of 5924)

Unfortunately it looks like she's going to be a regular character. And shag Alfie. With dull results.

urbanspacemonkey - 03 Mar 2011 16:53:47 (#3 of 5924)

What's happened to Whitney? she she should have learned to mistrust dodgy whispering northerners

TheVoiceOfReason - 04 Mar 2011 10:18:04 (#4 of 5924)

Maybe this one's her brother as well.

urbanspacemonkey - 04 Mar 2011 19:14:06 (#5 of 5924)

I hear that the bloke who plays Ryan has split from his wife after shagging a teenager he met in the Glam nightclub in Stockton-on-Tees. I'll bet that place makes R&R look classy.

ottoline07 - 08 Mar 2011 19:58:12 (#6 of 5924)

I feel an opportunity to tar and feather (or batter and deep fry) Glenda has been sadly missed.

mrsmoon - 08 Mar 2011 22:28:58 (#7 of 5924)

Poor Shirl. I hate the way its generally considered that she is somehow LUCKY to be with Fil, what with being a common old bint and that. Like he's a fucking prize.

emorobot - 08 Mar 2011 22:31:51 (#8 of 5924)

Oooh I thought of a really good bit of ryming slang earlier today. Wish I'd made a note now

sympforthedevil - 09 Mar 2011 00:29:17 (#9 of 5924)

It's a shame that two of the best characters - Alfie and Kat - have finally been rendered dull by the arsey script-writers. Still there's always

((( Evil Janine )))

( I can watch EE onBBCEntertainment which is about a month behind, I think)

TheVoiceOfReason - 09 Mar 2011 09:53:17 (#10 of 5924)

Phil must have a cock the size of a horse's. It's the only explanation. (((Shirl)))

I did like, "Glenda laid out a picnic and I tucked in". <shudder>

mrsmoon - 09 Mar 2011 10:15:25 (#11 of 5924)

<shudders>

TheVoiceOfReason - 09 Mar 2011 10:46:41 (#12 of 5924)

///Phil "tucking in"\\\

andrew - 09 Mar 2011 14:26:41 (#13 of 5924)

Arf at "I tucked in".

In other news, Boris tweets "Who better to help Londoners throw a street party than my favourite East End dame, Barbara Windsor?"

Compare hairstyles here: http://twitpic.com/47syc7

urbanspacemonkey - 09 Mar 2011 21:32:40 (#14 of 5924)

Phil must have a cock the size of a horse's. It's the only explanation.

or it could be the fact that the magic money making machine is back in business, I loved the scene last week where Roxy could instantly tell how many wads made twenty grand. I guess all Mitchells have this ability.

xbod72 - 11 Mar 2011 18:48:39 (#15 of 5924)

Ooh, giving Phil crack. Nasty.

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ottoline07 - 11 Mar 2011 18:54:17 (#17 of 5924)

Yeah, you can tell.

xbod72 - 11 Mar 2011 20:13:33 (#18 of 5924)

"A boiled egg with sunburn and short legs".

Ouch!

I would have thought even the actor would feel offended.

xbod72 - 11 Mar 2011 20:35:21 (#19 of 5924)

Phil must be very good at Teh Sex to get her to the altar like that. With or without a bendy knob.

andrew - 12 Mar 2011 13:22:13 (#20 of 5924)

Poor The Bealemeister. Well, not really.

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