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Started by SatelliteOne on Jun 8, 2016 4:54:44 AM
Noel Edmunds Cures Cancer
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Irgalmatlan - 08 Jun 2016 04:56:36 (#1 of 61)

I've heard of this guy, didn't he do some work for charity?

Gotout - 08 Jun 2016 05:15:40 (#2 of 61)

But will it stop helicopters from crashing?

machiavelli - 08 Jun 2016 05:20:05 (#3 of 61)

Heh! Or safes plunging to the ground.

MsCharDonnay - 08 Jun 2016 09:36:53 (#4 of 61)

Those other Radio 1 DJs don't look quite so bad in comparison now.

gordonthemoron - 08 Jun 2016 09:48:27 (#5 of 61)

Noel cures cancer by throwing you out of a helicopter

carterbrandon - 08 Jun 2016 12:37:47 (#6 of 61)

Noel Edmunds Cures Cancer

So he's a kind of homeopathic remedy made flesh?

Agaliarept - 08 Jun 2016 12:41:38 (#7 of 61)

There isn't really anything to say that has been said a million times before but it's nice of Noel to remind everyone what a complete twunt he is in case people were starting to forget.

browserbutton - 08 Jun 2016 13:06:10 (#8 of 61)

I see that the electronic box is called 'Intelligent Wellness'.

TommyDGNR8 - 08 Jun 2016 13:19:08 (#9 of 61)

Noel Edmonds was a Radio One disk jockey at the same time as Janice Long, who is Keith Chegwin's sister and a R1 colleague of the late (late) John Peel, who recently died of an alleged heart attack.

Keith Chegwin descended into alcoholism after working with Edmonds and was in no way related to Mike Smith or Sarah Greene, both of whom narrowly escaped death in a helicopter crash while working with Noel Edmonds on the Late Late Breakfast Show.

None of these people are related to the late (late) Michael Lush, an innocent member of the public killed during a Late, Late Breakfast Show stunt in 1986 or the death, ten years later, of nine-year-old boy Gerry Malley, who was killed when a helicopter crashed during a flight sponsored by Edmonds's charity, the Airborne Trust.

And none of them -- except Noel Edmonds -- were involved in the incident in which Edmonds squeezed three million quid "compensation" out of the impoverished seaside town of Morecambe over the failure of his 'Blobbyworld' abomination that disfigured the Victorian resort.

That Noel Edmonds?

Bonusy - 08 Jun 2016 13:47:07 (#10 of 61)

And more recently, there's this video from Noel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-Ug6xP5eWU

http://www.themediablog.co.uk/the-media-blog/2016/05/noel-edmonds-the-bbcs-bitter-ex.html

JerkinMcGherkin - 09 Jun 2016 06:53:19 (#11 of 61)

Leon Demonds couldn't cure bacon.

JohnIlly - 10 Jun 2016 10:22:27 (#12 of 61)

Scientific fact - disease is caused by negative energy.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/07/noel-edmonds-just-blamed-a-mans-cancer-on-his-negative-attitude-5928152/

hailesaladdie - 10 Jun 2016 10:24:58 (#13 of 61)

There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact.

JohnIlly - 10 Jun 2016 10:27:54 (#14 of 61)

I can't even guess at a definition of "negative energy".

Agaliarept - 10 Jun 2016 10:28:27 (#15 of 61)

I can't even guess at a definition of "negative energy".

I bet it has something to do with crystals.

HerrWalrus - 10 Jun 2016 10:30:05 (#16 of 61)

But what does the banker think?

Banker.

dreams99 - 10 Jun 2016 10:30:09 (#17 of 61)

the late (late) John Peel, who recently died of an alleged heart attack.

Not that recent. 12 years ago.

TommyDGNR8 - 10 Jun 2016 14:22:59 (#18 of 61)

The quote is 11 years old.

JohnIlly - 10 Jun 2016 14:58:36 (#19 of 61)

Noel Edmunds Cures Cancer

But only if you grind him up very finely and dilute him 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
,000 times.

Arjuna - 10 Jun 2016 22:09:59 (#20 of 61)

This is a tad odd too

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/noel-edmonds-dresses-up-woman-8070289

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