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Started by xbod72 on Jul 20, 2017 5:11:16 PM
The Mash Report - BBC2's new topical comedy show.

Starting tonight. It has writers from the UK's Onion-like website, The Daily Mash. Please let it be funny.

TommyDGNR8 - 20 Jul 2017 22:26:02 (#33 of 327)

Oh for a British John Oliver..

He's a Brummie, isn't he?

Ebadlun - 20 Jul 2017 22:26:50 (#34 of 327)

That was kind of the point..

Ebadlun - 20 Jul 2017 22:28:12 (#35 of 327)

You don't have to constantly laugh, woman. There's no reason.

Ebadlun - 20 Jul 2017 22:30:32 (#36 of 327)

More poor acting. Make it sound real, so much funnier.

Arjuna - 20 Jul 2017 22:31:01 (#37 of 327)

That was a pile of shite

Irgalmatlan - 20 Jul 2017 22:32:05 (#38 of 327)

That could have been far worse than it was, and will probably get far better as time goes on if it isn't snuffed out before it has chance.

xbod72 - 20 Jul 2017 22:32:51 (#39 of 327)

It shows how difficult it is to write a great one line comedy headline. "Bee says flower was gagging for it" is not a patch on The Day Today's "Eating turkey at Christmas is like nailing an egg to the cross says bishop."

I agree it wasn't awful. The Trump segment with the straight-face was by far the best bit.

Ebadlun - 20 Jul 2017 22:32:55 (#40 of 327)

There is the nuggets of some decent stuff, but a lot of work to do.

Put Frankie Boyle in the chair, he sounds like he actually gives a shit.

xbod72 - 20 Jul 2017 22:33:37 (#41 of 327)

Nish Kumar's voice isn't the most appealing.

TommyDGNR8 - 20 Jul 2017 22:34:01 (#42 of 327)

Much like the website; win some, lose some.

Nish is better than that, though.

Irgalmatlan - 20 Jul 2017 22:35:33 (#43 of 327)

I think he was trying a little too hard, as were some of the others, and as time goes on he'll settle into a more comfortable, relaxed manner that won't be so forced.

Arjuna - 20 Jul 2017 22:36:43 (#44 of 327)

I think you can have win some, lose some on a website - if a piece is shit you can move on - but on TV, bad jokes drag the show down.

Ebadlun - 20 Jul 2017 22:37:28 (#45 of 327)

US satire is actually our Channel 4 news with gags - the levity is an 'in' for some really serious reporting.

This was ok in places, but shows no signs of filling that role.

xbod72 - 20 Jul 2017 22:38:51 (#46 of 327)

Here's a whole list of The Day Today headlines, in the second post. Ignore the third post, I think that guy is horribly trying to make up his own to rival them and fails miserably.

http://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/v
iew/94038/25333221/chris_morris..the_day_today?ts=1
482192060000&pg=last

Ebadlun - 20 Jul 2017 22:43:34 (#47 of 327)

The apex was Fur Q:

"You have to kill people to have respect for people. .. Obviously you can't kill all the people.. They'red be no one left to respect if you did."

"One of the people Fur Q will be doing the killing to is Radio One DJ Mark Goodier!"

xbod72 - 20 Jul 2017 22:44:45 (#48 of 327)

< camera flies up Cher's vagina >

xbod72 - 20 Jul 2017 22:58:00 (#49 of 327)

Doesn't appear to have gone down too well.

https://twitter.com/hashtag/MashReport?src=tren

xbod72 - 20 Jul 2017 23:02:20 (#50 of 327)

Oh, using a different option it fares better.

https://twitter.com/hashtag/mashreport?f=tweets&am
p;vertical=default&src=tren

waxwing - 21 Jul 2017 00:48:43 (#51 of 327)

Third post guy is posting actual Sky News headlines. They aren't as good though.

browserbutton - 21 Jul 2017 07:51:16 (#52 of 327)

Unfortunate timing for launch, just when all the pols are on their hols.

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