This morning reading the BBC I was wondering why a country music singer cared about the Premier League.
I had again got Garth Crooks and Garth Brooks muddled up.
Which slebs do you get confused about in your addled branes?
Evans? But not that one?
The two Ryans are interchangeable as well.
I have no idea which grinning ITV man-child is Ant and which is Dec.
I think I read they always stand in the same formation so they are always Ant on the left, Dec on the right.
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My favourite bit of Love Actually is where one of them asks Bill Nighy's character a question and he replies "That's right Ant or Dec"
Evans? But not that one?
They all do SF/Supe flicks and one of them is the funny one. Couldn't tell you which.
Neil and Steven Morrissey.
To be fair, the resultant version of Bob the Builder's classic cover of Mambo No 5 in the style of the latest isn't the worst thing I've had in my brian recently.
Ed Sheeran and James Corden occupy the same vague chubby-bloke-shaped blur in the middle-distance of Stuff I Need to Know
I have no idea which grinning ITV man-child is Ant and which is Dec.
Ant looks like an ant.
I can never remember which is Jason Isaacs, and which is Jason Watkins.
Kiera and Natalie are obvious ones, I suppose.
David is sadly an afterthought.
Donald Pleasance and Ray Miland
there seem to be a lot of current Hollywood 'actors' called Ryan.
Or perhaps there's only one and I never recognise him.
Simon Farnaby and Alexander Armstrong.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Natalie Portman are equally bland and interchangeable.
Lady Gaga and Gwen Steffani likewise.
All the members of Coldplay may as well be machine generated automatons.