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Started by foxybrown on Mar 15, 2011 11:19:36 AM
America's/Britain's/Wherever's Next Top Model

New model house

Come and smize here

Junebug - 10 Jan 2012 20:44:08 (#468 of 960)

I don't mind Alexandria.

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DejaLu - 10 Jan 2012 21:13:43 (#470 of 960)

Good. Thanks. Leaves more time to -- finally -- watch Boardwalk Empire.

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Sorcha65 - 10 Jan 2012 23:04:23 (#472 of 960)

No, Lu, it's looking very missable. A big roundup of all the most annoying people plus a few others.

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Sorcha65 - 10 Jan 2012 23:30:49 (#474 of 960)

Late on in the series, or late in the first episode do you mean?

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KittyKarateRedux - 11 Jan 2012 08:37:20 (#476 of 960)

Well that was a weird opening episode..

- Had Brittany done too much Botox? Her face looked immobile

- what was with Sheena's jumpsuit? It looked like it was made up of cheap and nasty hippy lurex scarves.

- Underwear/Swimwear dilemma. Meh! Get over it lady.

- Once again I felt sorry for Alexandria, she isn't being a bitch to be a player, or to gain advantage, she's just socially awkward and doesn't see what she's doing could upset people.

-Camille's forehead has become a sixhead.

- Bre should stop dressing from the 'Lesbian plumber's mate' section in catalogue, it made her look dumpy, when she looked ok in the photos.

UnequalTwin - 11 Jan 2012 08:50:23 (#477 of 960)

Easily 3/4 of ANTM programme is unwatchable dross at the best of times. The only two interesting parts are where the photos are taken and the photos are judged.

However, this all "stars" series is even duller than usual. The three years mugging for the audience was excruciatingly boring.

Junebug - 11 Jan 2012 09:39:49 (#478 of 960)

agree hank it very much felt like a sad filler for the network.

DejaLu - 11 Jan 2012 11:09:22 (#479 of 960)

Right. That's it. Let me know if it all gets good again.

foxybrown - 16 Jan 2012 21:54:03 (#480 of 960)

Allstars is bloody rubbish. Makeovers nonexistant. The photoshoots are brainless, the contestants too old and uninteresting

KittyKarateRedux - 17 Jan 2012 08:18:59 (#481 of 960)

I did like Alexandra's cut, I think it really suited her. The rest of the makeovers weren't all that, though thank the lord they cut back Lisa's fright wig which was adding a decade to her.

The acting your brand thing was really shit, though I did enjoy how Bianca has interpreted 'Candid' as 'Mouthy bitch'.

foxybrown - 17 Jan 2012 09:00:35 (#482 of 960)

I always loved that Mouthy Bitch Camera

None of them except Lisa seemed to act out their word but I supposed her's was the easiest

The Nigel hair thing?

foxybrown - 06 Feb 2012 21:52:38 (#483 of 960)

I'm still watching, why I don't know. The gravy browning on the models for Michael Jackson is special

Bah. They should have sent both those crazy beeyatches home

KittyKarateRedux - 07 Feb 2012 09:03:23 (#484 of 960)

ALT looked ready to kill Lisa for offending his eyes with her Ena Sharples/Dame Edna style.

I like the way Tyra basically copied a photoshoot that had happened elsewhere, even down to getting the same photographer. Nice to be innovative...

Anyways:-

Loving Laura

Still forgotten how to model Kayla

Hating Lisa, Angelea

not minding

the rest (surprisingly including Alexandria)

foxybrown - 07 Feb 2012 09:47:34 (#485 of 960)

Agree with your list although I'm not particularly loving anyone and I'd add Bianca the cowardly lion to the loathing list

foxybrown - 20 Feb 2012 21:22:16 (#486 of 960)

I'm sure Lisa's perfume would smell of piss and weed

KittyKarateRedux - 26 Feb 2012 17:29:42 (#487 of 960)

and meth labs.

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