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Started by foxybrown on Mar 15, 2011 11:19:36 AM
America's/Britain's/Wherever's Next Top Model

New model house

Come and smize here

KittyKarateRedux - 11 Jan 2012 08:37:20 (#476 of 965)

Well that was a weird opening episode..

- Had Brittany done too much Botox? Her face looked immobile

- what was with Sheena's jumpsuit? It looked like it was made up of cheap and nasty hippy lurex scarves.

- Underwear/Swimwear dilemma. Meh! Get over it lady.

- Once again I felt sorry for Alexandria, she isn't being a bitch to be a player, or to gain advantage, she's just socially awkward and doesn't see what she's doing could upset people.

-Camille's forehead has become a sixhead.

- Bre should stop dressing from the 'Lesbian plumber's mate' section in catalogue, it made her look dumpy, when she looked ok in the photos.

UnequalTwin - 11 Jan 2012 08:50:23 (#477 of 965)

Easily 3/4 of ANTM programme is unwatchable dross at the best of times. The only two interesting parts are where the photos are taken and the photos are judged.

However, this all "stars" series is even duller than usual. The three years mugging for the audience was excruciatingly boring.

Junebug - 11 Jan 2012 09:39:49 (#478 of 965)

agree hank it very much felt like a sad filler for the network.

DejaLu - 11 Jan 2012 11:09:22 (#479 of 965)

Right. That's it. Let me know if it all gets good again.

foxybrown - 16 Jan 2012 21:54:03 (#480 of 965)

Allstars is bloody rubbish. Makeovers nonexistant. The photoshoots are brainless, the contestants too old and uninteresting

KittyKarateRedux - 17 Jan 2012 08:18:59 (#481 of 965)

I did like Alexandra's cut, I think it really suited her. The rest of the makeovers weren't all that, though thank the lord they cut back Lisa's fright wig which was adding a decade to her.

The acting your brand thing was really shit, though I did enjoy how Bianca has interpreted 'Candid' as 'Mouthy bitch'.

foxybrown - 17 Jan 2012 09:00:35 (#482 of 965)

I always loved that Mouthy Bitch Camera

None of them except Lisa seemed to act out their word but I supposed her's was the easiest

The Nigel hair thing?

foxybrown - 06 Feb 2012 21:52:38 (#483 of 965)

I'm still watching, why I don't know. The gravy browning on the models for Michael Jackson is special

Bah. They should have sent both those crazy beeyatches home

KittyKarateRedux - 07 Feb 2012 09:03:23 (#484 of 965)

ALT looked ready to kill Lisa for offending his eyes with her Ena Sharples/Dame Edna style.

I like the way Tyra basically copied a photoshoot that had happened elsewhere, even down to getting the same photographer. Nice to be innovative...

Anyways:-

Loving Laura

Still forgotten how to model Kayla

Hating Lisa, Angelea

not minding

the rest (surprisingly including Alexandria)

foxybrown - 07 Feb 2012 09:47:34 (#485 of 965)

Agree with your list although I'm not particularly loving anyone and I'd add Bianca the cowardly lion to the loathing list

foxybrown - 20 Feb 2012 21:22:16 (#486 of 965)

I'm sure Lisa's perfume would smell of piss and weed

KittyKarateRedux - 26 Feb 2012 17:29:42 (#487 of 965)

and meth labs.

KittyKarateRedux - 26 Feb 2012 17:30:10 (#488 of 965)

I thought 'Honey Blood' was a genius name for a perfume. Perfect for all the emo-gothettes out there.

LadyInGreen - 26 Feb 2012 22:06:00 (#489 of 965)

I keep seeing random episodes of All Stars and now am desperate to know what the twist is, but don't care enough to look it up on the internets.

I should probably get out more.

KittyKarateRedux - 28 Feb 2012 14:46:58 (#490 of 965)

Urgh. Pop videos. I'm not sure how that is relevant.

doctorsyntax - 28 Feb 2012 14:49:13 (#491 of 965)

Poor Allison, pouring her heart into her song only for Tyra to pop up with her "pot ledom" bollocks. If looks could kill...

(I too loved the name Honeyblood).

foxybrown - 28 Feb 2012 17:14:54 (#492 of 965)

Last night's was even more rubbish than usual

UnequalTwin - 29 Feb 2012 08:22:21 (#493 of 965)

And Tyra is the single most rubbish thing about it.

She's almost literally insane.

Junebug - 05 Mar 2012 14:51:44 (#494 of 965)

series 18 has started in the US and guess what it's the US v UK. 7 models from the US against 7 models from the UK. All the cliches are there including a poor scottish girl who gets subtitled every time she opens her mouth.

foxybrown - 05 Mar 2012 15:13:41 (#495 of 965)

I haven't seen this yet, but heard about it. Sounds dreadful. They are running out of ideas aren't they? its past models from the UK, is it past models from the US also?

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