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Started by foxybrown on Mar 15, 2011 11:19:36 AM
America's/Britain's/Wherever's Next Top Model

New model house

Come and smize here

foxybrown - 16 Jan 2012 21:54:03 (#480 of 969)

Allstars is bloody rubbish. Makeovers nonexistant. The photoshoots are brainless, the contestants too old and uninteresting

KittyKarateRedux - 17 Jan 2012 08:18:59 (#481 of 969)

I did like Alexandra's cut, I think it really suited her. The rest of the makeovers weren't all that, though thank the lord they cut back Lisa's fright wig which was adding a decade to her.

The acting your brand thing was really shit, though I did enjoy how Bianca has interpreted 'Candid' as 'Mouthy bitch'.

foxybrown - 17 Jan 2012 09:00:35 (#482 of 969)

I always loved that Mouthy Bitch Camera

None of them except Lisa seemed to act out their word but I supposed her's was the easiest

The Nigel hair thing?

foxybrown - 06 Feb 2012 21:52:38 (#483 of 969)

I'm still watching, why I don't know. The gravy browning on the models for Michael Jackson is special

Bah. They should have sent both those crazy beeyatches home

KittyKarateRedux - 07 Feb 2012 09:03:23 (#484 of 969)

ALT looked ready to kill Lisa for offending his eyes with her Ena Sharples/Dame Edna style.

I like the way Tyra basically copied a photoshoot that had happened elsewhere, even down to getting the same photographer. Nice to be innovative...


Loving Laura

Still forgotten how to model Kayla

Hating Lisa, Angelea

not minding

the rest (surprisingly including Alexandria)

foxybrown - 07 Feb 2012 09:47:34 (#485 of 969)

Agree with your list although I'm not particularly loving anyone and I'd add Bianca the cowardly lion to the loathing list

foxybrown - 20 Feb 2012 21:22:16 (#486 of 969)

I'm sure Lisa's perfume would smell of piss and weed

KittyKarateRedux - 26 Feb 2012 17:29:42 (#487 of 969)

and meth labs.

KittyKarateRedux - 26 Feb 2012 17:30:10 (#488 of 969)

I thought 'Honey Blood' was a genius name for a perfume. Perfect for all the emo-gothettes out there.

LadyInGreen - 26 Feb 2012 22:06:00 (#489 of 969)

I keep seeing random episodes of All Stars and now am desperate to know what the twist is, but don't care enough to look it up on the internets.

I should probably get out more.

KittyKarateRedux - 28 Feb 2012 14:46:58 (#490 of 969)

Urgh. Pop videos. I'm not sure how that is relevant.

doctorsyntax - 28 Feb 2012 14:49:13 (#491 of 969)

Poor Allison, pouring her heart into her song only for Tyra to pop up with her "pot ledom" bollocks. If looks could kill...

(I too loved the name Honeyblood).

foxybrown - 28 Feb 2012 17:14:54 (#492 of 969)

Last night's was even more rubbish than usual

UnequalTwin - 29 Feb 2012 08:22:21 (#493 of 969)

And Tyra is the single most rubbish thing about it.

She's almost literally insane.

Junebug - 05 Mar 2012 14:51:44 (#494 of 969)

series 18 has started in the US and guess what it's the US v UK. 7 models from the US against 7 models from the UK. All the cliches are there including a poor scottish girl who gets subtitled every time she opens her mouth.

foxybrown - 05 Mar 2012 15:13:41 (#495 of 969)

I haven't seen this yet, but heard about it. Sounds dreadful. They are running out of ideas aren't they? its past models from the UK, is it past models from the US also?

KittyKarateRedux - 05 Mar 2012 15:32:40 (#496 of 969)

Newbies from the US apparently.

The scottish girl with the grey teeth is one of the people sent across.

Junebug - 05 Mar 2012 15:41:58 (#497 of 969)

it's one of the big complain of the US girls that the UK girls have been on Top Model before.

It has the potential to reach even deeper depths of awfulness. I will suffer for you all by watching it religiously. Am good like that.

foxybrown - 05 Mar 2012 16:07:45 (#498 of 969)

I'll watch but I am still in the middle of All Star hell at the moment. Where do you watch it, Junebug?

Scottish girl with grey teeth, what a description.

It reminds me of a contestant on Take Me Out two weeks ago; he was called Whyte, dressed all in white with bleached white blond hair but had the greyest, yellowest teeth. He did not get a date

Junebug - 05 Mar 2012 16:32:57 (#499 of 969)

eztv foxy

what is it with take me out ?!

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