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Started by foxybrown on Mar 15, 2011 11:19:36 AM
America's/Britain's/Wherever's Next Top Model

New model house

Come and smize here

foxybrown - 09 Jul 2012 21:30:42 (#526 of 960)

Just me then but glad to see all the stereotypes being deployed: you're aggressive, intimidating and need to get rid of the chip on your shoulder and we aren't even 30 mins in.

The girls are terribly plain, the makeovers will have to be of biblical proportions

KittyKarateRedux - 10 Jul 2012 09:00:43 (#527 of 960)

Well, good things is they didn't have 3 weeks of pointless fucking auditions.

And Tyson is easier on the eye than bitter Charley Speed and pretty much anyone is easier on the eye or ear than Grace.

Did it seem like Tyson and Whitney interpreted mentoring as standing around an iPad and going 'naaah that's shit'?

Agreed that they are all pretty average looking, and some would have been laughed off the catwalk by Janice for being too fat (or not fat enough)

foxybrown - 10 Jul 2012 09:10:19 (#528 of 960)

Greetings, Kitty.

Yes I agree about unfortunately some would have been deemed fat by mad Janice, the Somalian(?) girl for example looked wide but possibly it was my tv.

I don't think Tyson will mince his words judging by the little I saw of Make Me A Supermodel.

The girl that left.....mentally challenged?

KittyKarateRedux - 17 Jul 2012 15:12:22 (#529 of 960)

I'm not sure why Elle is bothering doing eliminations, they seem to be leaving of their own accord.

Guilty laugh at the final selection when the girl who had been boasting didn't get picked.

Junebug - 17 Jul 2012 15:33:32 (#530 of 960)

watched the first episode. God they are so meh. As somebody said the transformation will have to be radical.

foxybrown - 18 Jul 2012 19:19:37 (#531 of 960)

Very boring episode, still I'm liking the judges so far, except Elle, who is not far off Tyra's ego

KittyKarateRedux - 24 Jul 2012 11:54:47 (#532 of 960)

Still very Blah isn't it?

Someone needs to go back to the editing suite - as Madeline the girl they cast as chippy know-it-all was shown to be fun and not at all the mardarse from the first few episodes.

Did find the near passing out due to clunge strangulation quite amusing.

Can't open her eyes girl still was failing to open her eyes on camera, it's a special skill and she can't be long for this competition.

Makeovers next week. Then perhaps I'll be able to tell them apart.

foxybrown - 24 Jul 2012 17:48:13 (#533 of 960)

Can't open her eyes girl has a big mouth so maybe there for some time

Madeleine has terrible skin, even the slap couldn't hide it which is not a good advert for Revlon

Btw was there enough product placement in yesterday's show? Maybe not just a few more bits scattered round next week

KittyKarateRedux - 31 Jul 2012 09:17:59 (#534 of 960)

So the usual collection of makeovers -

6 x girls get the same but better hair.

3 x girls get crazy crops (loved the really short pixie cut on the dark haired girl, less keen on the girl with dragon tattoo).

1 x epic weave (which I did like, it really softened Maddy's face and made her look less of a mardarse)

2 x square fringes

and 1 x Ronald Mcdonald. Julien. You BASTARD. A pretty girl goes into the hairdressers and comes out like Ronald Mcdonald.

foxybrown - 31 Jul 2012 09:42:59 (#535 of 960)

I couldn't be bothered to watch last night, i'll look out for a repeat seeing as its makeovers

Does Madeline's epic weave cover her terrible skin?

KittyKarateRedux - 31 Jul 2012 09:47:29 (#536 of 960)

Well, it's got a fringe so she has something to hide behind.

Narnia - 31 Jul 2012 17:11:24 (#537 of 960)

To me Madeline looks like she forgot to pu her teeth in. Fugly

foxybrown - 31 Jul 2012 17:35:47 (#538 of 960)

In the show for the drama

KittyKarateRedux - 31 Jul 2012 18:10:26 (#539 of 960)

Blinky is still squinty too. Also there for the drama.

foxybrown - 05 Aug 2012 12:38:25 (#540 of 960)

Watching now. My god the poor Ronald McDonald. That is just cruel

And they made Risikat look like a middle aged woman

The piercing girl looks quite good

Madeline just looks like Madeline in a wig

foxybrown - 05 Aug 2012 13:14:12 (#541 of 960)

The blond wag extension don't blend in with the girl's natural hair. One is just sitting on top of the other

Squinty is so boring

Junebug - 05 Aug 2012 18:36:01 (#542 of 960)

watching the make over episode and BINTM makes USNTM look like high art. Really that's the only girls they could find?! they have no personalities and really look nothing special. And Elle is so very annoyging. Still watching.

Junebug - 05 Aug 2012 18:43:05 (#543 of 960)

and MacDonald should be arrested for crimes against taste for what he did to the poor girls. Horrible.

foxybrown - 05 Aug 2012 19:14:36 (#544 of 960)

It was like a crime wasn't it, Ronald McDonald girl was seriously violated. Funny she seemed to style that mess better than the hairdressers

I don't mind the other judges so much but agree Elle is a right pain

KittyKarateRedux - 20 Aug 2012 21:31:31 (#545 of 960)

Blimey - saw more of Maddie in the walking challenge that I wanted!

Letitia - is she that naive or the ultimate game player? Marking down Roxanne at the walk off.. accidentally cutting down time on Hawk Nose Anne.

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