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Started by foxybrown on Mar 15, 2011 11:19:36 AM
America's/Britain's/Wherever's Next Top Model

New model house

Come and smize here

foxybrown - 11 Jul 2011 21:14:33 (#81 of 969)

It looks like only 30 girls turned up in Cardiff and they were looking for talent on a Monday night

foxybrown - 11 Jul 2011 21:24:44 (#82 of 969)

The jiggly girl is deluded. The other one in the bikini is very pretty

foxybrown - 11 Jul 2011 21:27:04 (#83 of 969)

They are liking the big mixed race draggy ones so far this series

schamachameleon - 11 Jul 2011 21:27:06 (#84 of 969)

This is very dull. When will this audition tedium end?

foxybrown - 11 Jul 2011 21:39:47 (#85 of 969)

It seems like it's gonna take ages, they are talking about semi finals. Why didn't they just do it as normal? Or even have 2 hours last week and get the thing going this week

foxybrown - 11 Jul 2011 21:42:21 (#86 of 969)

Are they just picking the tallest people regardless of looks?

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foxybrown - 11 Jul 2011 21:58:08 (#89 of 969)

Three post ment but the Morticia one with the overplucked eyebrows is awful.

I love Grace's blue tassled shoes. Gorgeous

Oh god more auditions next week, this is going to go on for weeks; it's no X Factor

schamachameleon - 11 Jul 2011 23:18:21 (#90 of 969)

Wake me up when it actually starts.

doctorsyntax - 11 Jul 2011 23:32:39 (#91 of 969)

I liked it when Highland Cankles said "I was third runner-up in Fife's Next Top Model".

so far, I like the va-va-voom Turkish girl. I think there are some possible diamonds in the rough among the rest.

foxybrown - 11 Jul 2011 23:35:49 (#92 of 969)

I Paid attention this week and still don't know the ones you are referring to

KittyKarateRedux - 12 Jul 2011 09:21:26 (#93 of 969)

Ye Gods! Another week of this audition tedium? Bored Bored Bored.

sophster - 12 Jul 2011 09:31:26 (#94 of 969)

They were all pretty forgettable last night except for juliens art student and morticia adams, and that's only really because they got most of the screen time. I am so bored of auditions I want makeovers and model house bitchiness.

KittyKarateRedux - 12 Jul 2011 10:19:45 (#95 of 969)

Dirty Pretty Things (E4) is getting a bit bitchier.

This week we had 3 (Ariella, Jay and BB) off to Paris to meet agencies there. In order:- Too old, too short, possibly too black but booked.

Jessye J (girl who didn't pay attention) and Lingerie girl went on a blind date dinner party hosted by Rob (Mens Health model), which was a disaster as the host served them red meat and tried to fix them up with porn barons.

Poor Man's Jude Law was pretty much anonymous in this episode.

Ocean, the quirky girl booked some catwalk work, and then was a complete mardarse on the Perou shoot as the hairdresser had put her ponytail in too tight. She did the best photos in the end.

foxybrown - 12 Jul 2011 14:55:22 (#96 of 969)

Poor Man's Jude Law

That really made me laugh

Maybe I should watch this instead of BINTM which is terrible

KittyKarateRedux - 12 Jul 2011 15:00:33 (#97 of 969)

Would help if I gave you the proper name of the program.

foxybrown - 12 Jul 2011 16:05:03 (#98 of 969)

Ha I still knew what you meant Kitty

Junebug - 12 Jul 2011 19:31:57 (#99 of 969)

why do they walk in their swimsuit in Glasgow and in their clothes in London?

First time I'm watching the UK version and the judges are hateful!

foxybrown - 18 Jul 2011 21:07:00 (#100 of 969)

Last week of auditions thank god

But then there will be at least one week of bootcamp until we get to the promised land of model house and shit makeovers

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