http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16099015
So:
- Kiddly fiddler?
- Corpse toucher?
- Other? (please specify)
- All of the above?
Ah, a eulogy!
In many ways, he touched us all.
Speak for yourself! He never got his paws on me!
Heaven?
Well, he was a devout Catholic.
Make of that what you will.
I'm sure if he was a devout Catholic, he didn't do any of those things you suggest in the thread header.
< Whistles Nolan Sisters tune >
No Catholic would ever do such a thing.
Anyway, he will be remembered by many. Often with a shudder.
Remember him this way
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Or touching up a 14 year old Coleen Nolan on TOTP in front of millions of viewers.
Guess it made a change from touching up corpses of 14 year olds.
I was surprised to hear this, it seemed like he was going to live forever.
Anyway, I await badtouch rumours from places on the internet other than here. Might be a couple of hours.
He was one of those people who always seemed to be the same age his entire life.
I only have a second hand experience of Sir Jimmy (thank god). My mum took my grandma to a Leeds hospital for her appointment about a cataract operation. Sir Jimmy was in the waiting room and my mum felt that he was decidedly creepy. However the old ladies there seemed to enjoy his presence and being entertained by him.
That's a bit of a rubbish story isn't it.
Oh well.
He raised around £40 million for charity over the years. Which is a lot more than I'm likely to do. About £40 million in fact...
Not that it excuses the "alleged" stuff, but still.
He was very quiet in recent years.
Phone broke?
Sim'll fix it.
I was surprised to hear this, it seemed like he was going to live forever.
The witch refused to share her blood.
I once saw him eating a fuddruckers burger with his mother