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Started by lapsedcat on Feb 15, 2018 8:18:41 AM
Derek & Clive

A thread to celebrate or denigrate the fuckers.

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AlanII - 15 Feb 2018 08:37:39 (#1 of 187)

Fucking cunts.

browserbutton - 15 Feb 2018 08:42:10 (#2 of 187)

There was mention of Jayne Mansfield in one sketch.

https://www.thewrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Sophia-Loren-Jayne-Mansfield.jpg

rgtstoppedcounting - 15 Feb 2018 08:46:24 (#3 of 187)

What's the worst job YOU ever had, lapsed?

Tenesmus - 15 Feb 2018 08:47:36 (#4 of 187)

And what gives you the horn?

invicta - 15 Feb 2018 08:49:19 (#5 of 187)

I can't say I ever found it funny. Peter Cook was definitely very clever but D&C is the sound of two chronic alcoholics struggling for material.

Rendered - 15 Feb 2018 08:51:00 (#6 of 187)

He just looked so fucking vulnerable.

Rendered - 15 Feb 2018 08:51:40 (#7 of 187)

The horse race commentary Peter Cook does is pure joy.

AlanII - 15 Feb 2018 09:00:44 (#8 of 187)

The Wanker's gone too soon.

AlanII - 15 Feb 2018 09:02:09 (#9 of 187)

#6 That routine still makes me cry with laughter.

HouseOfLametta - 15 Feb 2018 09:03:26 (#10 of 187)

Silly fucking arsehole.

AshburtonAbove - 15 Feb 2018 09:06:21 (#11 of 187)

If anyone is interested the whole Derek and Clive collection is on Spotifuckingfy.

RosyLovelady - 15 Feb 2018 09:43:16 (#12 of 187)

I somehow missed Derek & Clive, though I expect their catch phrases gained wider currency and I may be using some of them myself.

HouseOfLametta - 15 Feb 2018 09:47:19 (#13 of 187)

“Dear Cunt”

Brunothecat - 15 Feb 2018 09:56:43 (#14 of 187)

he jumped



hit the deck



broke his fucking neck



there was no blanket

lapsedcat - 15 Feb 2018 10:06:13 (#15 of 187)

He come up to me in the middle of the night and said, "Look, I'd like to take your nightie and set it on fire."

Moschops - 15 Feb 2018 10:12:57 (#16 of 187)

Sack it, this cunt won't work, get another in.

carterbrandon - 15 Feb 2018 14:06:47 (#17 of 187)

I still feel bad about making my mother in law sit through the BBC documentary about them on Xmas Eve a few years ago. I had a feeling they wouldn't repeat it and I was right. It was very un-festive indeed.

Tenesmus - 15 Feb 2018 14:14:03 (#18 of 187)

I remember playing Derek & Clive Live in sixth form after hours on the record player. The elderly cleaning lady didn't look impressed.

gordonthemoron - 15 Feb 2018 14:45:36 (#19 of 187)

The Ad Nauseum cover was revolting :D

carterbrandon - 15 Feb 2018 15:40:47 (#20 of 187)

Absolutely. If there's one thing that makes me sick, it's getting Latin cases wrong. This assumption that Latin nouns always end in -um is no better than holidaying louts adding -o to the end of words to make them Spanish.

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