Not till May is out.

Let’s just say I wouldn’t go with a stockpile entirely composed of sashimi.

Never mind stockpiling, I hope everybody has got their supply of glittery unicorn food sorted.

Very good question, MissC.

At this rate we might end up with civil war, literally. How does one prepare for a civil war? Fleeing is the only thing I can think of, like the Syrians.

I’m going for:

• rice

• pasta

• tinned tomatoes

• tinned tuna

• wine

I've just made two big jars of kimchi. That should keep me going for a week or two.

No chance of any Brexiteers looting the stinking forrin muck, either.

Can you freeze cheese?

I reckon Grieve has reached his limit, with Rabb behaving no more reasonably than the unicorn worshipping Cakeists. It's very very unlike him to be talking about catastrophe, stockpiling food and state of emergency.

You can freeze softer cheeses as well.

And butter.

Will freezers still be running after Brexit though.

If you really want to stockpile, medicines and alcohol will be among the best things to barter with. Along with baby stuff, probably.

I recommend bulgur wheat. Very nutritious, easy to cook, cheap, a little goes a long way and the grains keep for ages - if frozen, will keep forever.

Goes very well with mashed turnip.

We're going to be in a right state if the turnip suffers a blight like the potato did in Ireland in the 1840s.

I don't even like turnip. This is the worst Brexit news ever.

You will after feasting on Bulgur wheat, mark my words.

There will be plenty of gammon to eat if it comes to it.

Dig up your garden and plant potatoes then.

I have a very small garden which is Northeast-facing.

I do grow some vegetables in the sunnier side-return, but I have no experience with growing things that can be harvested in late winter (which is when Brexit will happen).

Any recommendations?