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Started by TheVoiceOfReason on Aug 25, 2019 11:31:11 AM
Do YOU have “summer penis”?

As temperatures soar thanks to climate change, there's an epidemic of a strange phenomenon. Men are claiming the heat is giving them "SUMMER PENIS": when their pride and joy appears LARGER in the heat.

Dr Sarah Jarvis, GP and clinical director of Patient.info, said: "Technically when you're hot, as well as when you are excited, then your blood vessels expand. When blood vessels down below are bigger then the penis is going to look HUGE. This is what doctors call ‘summer penis’.”

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/6861111/men-heatwave-summer-penis-bigger-erection/

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spartak - 25 Aug 2019 11:33:39 (#1 of 21)

Moscow winter:-(

TommyDGNR8 - 25 Aug 2019 11:36:32 (#2 of 21)

The url is misleading; erection size is unaffected.

I'm taking this too seriously, aren't I?



We used to call this "baby arm" many years ago but suggesting you have a baby's arm in your pants these days is likely to get you arrested.

Rendered - 25 Aug 2019 11:36:35 (#3 of 21)

Oh great, now I'm thinking about FredDee.

surferboogiewhatever - 25 Aug 2019 11:37:05 (#4 of 21)

Summer penis, happened so fast...

TommyDGNR8 - 25 Aug 2019 11:39:10 (#5 of 21)

Yeah, sorry. Story of my life...

cozzer - 25 Aug 2019 11:40:10 (#6 of 21)

This is what doctors call ‘summer penis’.”



<sceptical face>

Verdigris - 25 Aug 2019 11:41:44 (#7 of 21)

I'm confident this thread will spur immense punnage.

carterbrandon - 25 Aug 2019 11:43:16 (#8 of 21)

And Seals and Crofts earworms.

Ew. Worms.

moto748 - 25 Aug 2019 12:52:11 (#9 of 21)

I always get them mixed up with Hall and Oates.

indlovubill - 25 Aug 2019 12:56:26 (#10 of 21)

Do YOU have “summer penis”?



Standing in front of a x2 shaving mirror can have the same effect, try reflecting on that!

surferboogiewhatever - 25 Aug 2019 13:00:29 (#11 of 21)

Story of my life...

Tommy used to work on the cocks...

TommyDGNR8 - 25 Aug 2019 14:41:50 (#12 of 21)

<speechless>

CarlosFandango - 25 Aug 2019 14:44:32 (#13 of 21)

Isn't spring penis er... handier?

Tenesmus - 25 Aug 2019 15:37:42 (#14 of 21)

Summer Glau?

SinnerBoy - 25 Aug 2019 16:58:32 (#15 of 21)

spartak -

Moscow winter:-(

Blimey, it's come early this year!

flowbagging - 25 Aug 2019 17:54:11 (#16 of 21)

Blimey, it's come early this year!

Wouldn't've thought so if it's minus 40.

CarlosFandango - 25 Aug 2019 18:09:13 (#17 of 21)

Now is the penis of our discontent

made morning glorious summer penis by this Duke of york



Bla bla

Grim-visaged whore hath smoothed his wrinkled scrotum

And now instead of mounting 12 year olds

And frightful proles with fearful perversary

he capers nimbly in a lawyer's chamber

to the lascivious pleasings of a nonce

YorenInTheNorth - 25 Aug 2019 19:49:26 (#18 of 21)

#4

Tell me more...

browserbutton - 25 Aug 2019 19:53:57 (#19 of 21)

Do YOU have “summer penis”?

OK, let's air that whorey old chestnut again.

frantastic - 25 Aug 2019 21:46:18 (#20 of 21)

It's mightier than the sword.

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