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Started by PomDeChair on Jul 6, 2011 8:22:11 PM
Posting a fart.

How would/could you preserve a trump to say send through the post?

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taffy201 - 07 Jul 2011 13:57:49 (#1 of 37)

In a plastic bag, perhaps. You'd have to seal it very tightly though. Perhaps you could used a large specimen jar made of plastic.

manlee - 07 Jul 2011 14:02:19 (#2 of 37)

In a glass preserve jar with one of those rubber seals.

taffy201 - 07 Jul 2011 14:03:00 (#3 of 37)

If it was glass, you'd have to pack it carefully with lots of bubble wrap.

manlee - 07 Jul 2011 14:03:26 (#4 of 37)

Indeed. But the splendid bouquet would remain untainted through time.

taffy201 - 07 Jul 2011 14:16:42 (#5 of 37)

I wonder if you could be prosecuted for sending a fart through the post. Could it be classed as offensive material?

FreddyMalins - 07 Jul 2011 14:23:02 (#6 of 37)

That's a moot point - it's an offence to send filth (ie shite) in the mail.

NotACloggie - 07 Jul 2011 14:27:42 (#7 of 37)

Bubble wrap is your answer. Popping it later would be enjoyable.

After all, every (wo)man likes the smell of his/her own farts.

taffy201 - 07 Jul 2011 14:48:24 (#8 of 37)

I have to say that the ones I've been producing whilst taking metronidazole antibiotics are really not something I've enjoyed inhaling.

SlasherBindman - 07 Jul 2011 21:40:12 (#9 of 37)

Yes, but which category did it fall into? Was it:

Sulth

Gospel

or

Micky Taylor?

quartus - 07 Jul 2011 21:45:37 (#10 of 37)

this is the technickerlogical age, innit?

http://www.mrmethane.com/

"puts the art into fart"

FreddyMalins - 07 Jul 2011 21:55:32 (#11 of 37)

I've seen Mr Methane live. Pretty rubbish IMHO. Random, cloth touching and without control. Unlike the legendary Pétomane who could do them to order.

MaisonLazlique - 07 Jul 2011 21:57:31 (#12 of 37)

A whoopee cushion would be doubly appropriate.

taffy201 - 08 Jul 2011 09:48:04 (#13 of 37)

Petomane had to give up in the end as he started following through, I'm told.

FreddyMalins - 08 Jul 2011 10:08:14 (#14 of 37)

I think you may have been misinformed. Unlike Mr Methane, le Pétomane's farts had nothing to do with intestinal gas. His control over his anal sphincter was such that he could suck air into his rectum and discharge it at will. O for such a talent.

taffy201 - 08 Jul 2011 10:09:23 (#15 of 37)

I would imagine one would have to be very careful when relaxing the sphincter enough to take in gas.

taffy201 - 08 Jul 2011 10:09:35 (#16 of 37)

I mean air

FreddyMalins - 08 Jul 2011 22:11:43 (#17 of 37)

Your anal knowledge is superior to mine

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taffy201 - 09 Jul 2011 10:03:29 (#19 of 37)

I would imagine that eating a diet high onions and things would help though - one may as well exploit your digestive system if one is going to do this sort of thing.

SlasherBindman - 26 Dec 2014 09:21:40 (#20 of 37)

In a brown paper bag?

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