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Started by meepmeep on Sep 10, 2019 7:39:11 PM
Snogging in pubs

There's a couple next to me going at it like lampreys on a lamb shank, and it's right putting me off my scratchings.

Rather than ask them to reduce the dampness of their osculations I thought I'd start a thread.

Acceptable or no?

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mingmong - 10 Sep 2019 19:43:34 (#1 of 28)

Forgiveable in the recently becoupled.

Still potentially nauseating though

darkhorse - 10 Sep 2019 19:47:22 (#2 of 28)

A bit PDA I would say.

Back in the days when I did this sort of thing, one (two rather) would prefer to retire to some privacy.

mingmong - 10 Sep 2019 19:50:52 (#3 of 28)

Meep

You and a group of like-minded colleagues should stand around the happy couple and chant the word

OS-CU-LATE! OS-CU-LATE!

They will appreciate the encouragement.

DesEsseintes - 10 Sep 2019 19:54:35 (#4 of 28)

Don't mind that. Conventional pub talk is the bad thing.

Towlie - 10 Sep 2019 19:56:02 (#5 of 28)

Seagull 'em.

meepmeep - 10 Sep 2019 19:56:39 (#6 of 28)

BUT THE SALIVA

it's like two dray horses sharing a carrot

YorenInTheNorth - 10 Sep 2019 19:57:16 (#7 of 28)

I agree with Ming.

thisonehasalittlehat - 10 Sep 2019 19:57:48 (#8 of 28)

I was almost thrown out of a pub once on it's opening night for this kind of behaviour. We were invited guests too. Very embarrassing.

darkhorse - 10 Sep 2019 20:03:51 (#9 of 28)

Your poor mum.

thisonehasalittlehat - 10 Sep 2019 20:05:34 (#10 of 28)

She wasn't there.

darkhorse - 10 Sep 2019 20:06:05 (#11 of 28)

I meant she must have been mortified when she heard.

thisonehasalittlehat - 10 Sep 2019 20:10:18 (#12 of 28)

Not really.

carterbrandon - 10 Sep 2019 20:29:53 (#13 of 28)

There's worse. I was sat in a crowded cable car going up Goose Mountain (fnarr) in Vancouver with my face inches from a standing couple with their hands in one another's trouser pockets all the way up.

thisonehasalittlehat - 10 Sep 2019 20:30:44 (#14 of 28)

Ah. Right. Funny story actually....

browserbutton - 10 Sep 2019 20:35:30 (#15 of 28)

PDOAs are fuelled by Instagram. These people are anxious to snog!

DesEsseintes - 10 Sep 2019 20:36:28 (#16 of 28)

oh well, public transport, all kind of things go off

quartus - 10 Sep 2019 20:39:30 (#17 of 28)

How do you titillate the ocelot?

Oscillate the tit a lot

AlanII - 10 Sep 2019 20:41:07 (#18 of 28)

I and my partner did it in an Oxford gay pub. 20 minutes or so later... I think we were quite liked.

FGBFGB - 10 Sep 2019 20:44:48 (#19 of 28)

People can be very polite.

meepmeep - 10 Sep 2019 21:01:14 (#20 of 28)

they're still going, breaking occasionally to rehydrate.

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