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Started by ReverendBlueJeans on Jul 12, 2021 3:46:41 PM
'Carry On' films they SHOULD have made!

Let's hear your suggestions! Year of production, some casting, and a brief plot outline.

Har har, har!

ReverendBlueJeans - 12 Jul 2021 15:49:22 (#1 of 109)

Carry on Tanker Aground (1967)

Kenneth Williams as Captain Groap and Charles Hawtrey as First Officer Fondell. Barbara Windsor as Girl Birdwatcher in tight shorts and top.

Fun and frolics, popsies and puns, innuendo and environmental disaster as the Tarry Conman founder on the rocks!

ReverendBlueJeans - 12 Jul 2021 15:54:24 (#2 of 109)

Carry on Sherlock: the Red-headed League (1975)

Sidney James as Sidney 'Sherlock' Holmes, Bernard Bresslaw as Dr Watson, Charles Hawtrey as Inspector Lestrade, Hattie Jacques as Mrs Hudson, Kenneth Williams as Mycroft Holmes and Jim Dale as Moriarty.

It's murder, murder, murder and fun, fun, fun as Sid Holmes investigates the disappearance of buxom young red-haired women!

TommyDGNR8 - 12 Jul 2021 16:05:49 (#3 of 109)


The premise of this one was that it was part one of a planned trilogy - the journey to the Costa Fortune beach resort which was supposed to be the venue for the scrapped sequels Carry On 18-30 and Carry On Syphilis.

Opening with half an hour of footage of Babs reaching up to close the overhead lockers and call every man o the flight "cheeky!", this one really was a barrel-scraper from the last days of the franchise.

The flight itself is uneventful until guest star Samuel L Jackson announces that he has had it with these motherfucking cases on this motherfucking plane and starts unpacking everyone's baggage. As unlikely-looking sex toys and questionable white substances start to fill the passenger compartment, Captain Kenneth Williams tries to calm the increasingly crazed Jackson but finds himself thrown to his death 35,000 ft (this is the famous "flying tonight!" scene).

Hilarity ensues as the hapless crew and half-clothed passengers spend the rest of the flight trying to coax the first officer out of the toilet in time to land the plane...

JohnIlly - 12 Jul 2021 15:08:20 (#4 of 109)

Carry on #MeToo

Every male in the cast gets sent to jail and Hattie Jacques is the prison governor.

thisonehasalittlehat - 12 Jul 2021 16:16:31 (#5 of 109)

Carry on Kicking

About football, and football fans.

wickeltisch - 12 Jul 2021 16:26:05 (#6 of 109)

Anyone for Carry on Boris?

thisonehasalittlehat - 12 Jul 2021 16:27:14 (#7 of 109)


Moschops - 12 Jul 2021 16:29:51 (#8 of 109)

Carry On Crow

Charles Hawtrey is overwhelmed by some aggressive birds

JohnIlly - 12 Jul 2021 15:30:48 (#9 of 109)

Carry Out Boris

Johnson's behaviour in the Common becomes so obnoxious that the Speaker has him carried out of the chamber and thrown in the Thames with hilarious consequences.

wickeltisch - 12 Jul 2021 16:32:00 (#10 of 109)


thatshallot - 12 Jul 2021 16:32:45 (#11 of 109)

Shurely it would have to be Carrie On Boris for the porn spoof.

nac1001 - 12 Jul 2021 16:33:35 (#12 of 109)

Carry on Harry

with Sid James as the popular wheeler dealer manager

Moschops - 12 Jul 2021 16:36:32 (#13 of 109)


A doomed attempt to appeal to da yoof

darkhorse - 12 Jul 2021 16:41:32 (#14 of 109)

Carry On Carrie

With that terrifying final scene were Jim Dale kneels down to place flowers on the grave, and a cleavage suddenly shoots horrifyingly out of the soil, smothering him and a demonic "Ooh, saucy" echoes from the beyond.

whitbreadtrophy - 12 Jul 2021 16:42:31 (#15 of 109)

Carry On Mocking. In which Kenneth Williams plays southern lawyer Atticus Felch, agreeing to defend a blacked-up Bernard Breslaw. With hilarious results.

Carry On Columbia. Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtry, Kenneth Connor, Sid James, Jim Dale, Bernard Breslaw and Barbara Windsor (as the first western female astronaut) train for a space shuttle launch with hilarious results. Then they are all incinerated.

widenation - 12 Jul 2021 16:48:58 (#16 of 109)

Carry on Cuckoo - Set in a mental asylum. Obviously Sid plays the McMurphy role.

JohnIlly - 12 Jul 2021 15:51:48 (#17 of 109)

Priti Patel as Nurse Ratched.

whitbreadtrophy - 12 Jul 2021 16:54:55 (#18 of 109)

Carry On Clockwork. Sid and his droogs oobivat an old veck (Charles Hawtrey) for his malenky bit of cutter.

Tadagee - 12 Jul 2021 16:57:00 (#19 of 109)

Carry on Cambodia

With Charles Hawtrey as Pol Pot and Barbara Windsor as Mrs Pol Pot. With Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Bernard Bresslaw and Hattie Jaques as skeletons.

ReverendBlueJeans - 12 Jul 2021 16:59:08 (#20 of 109)

Carry on World Cup (1974)

Charles Hawtrey as Hamish McStotious, Jimmy Logan as Big Wullie, Joan Sims as Air Hostess, Kenneth Williams as Sir Jasper Fuchs, Valerie Leon as Brazilian Lassie

HILARIOUS antics of a group of Scottish fans on the way to Germany for the World Cup while Sir Jasper and his associates, angry that England didn't qualify, try everything to stop them getting there.

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