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Started by SmogGguh on Sep 11, 2021 3:18:44 PM
How you gonna pray on doomsday?

Gonna drizzle down your bib out Coventry?

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jamalade - 11 Sep 2021 17:54:38 (#1 of 29)

I grab these 10 points.

Verdigris - 11 Sep 2021 17:57:42 (#2 of 29)

Pah!

raymie - 11 Sep 2021 17:57:45 (#3 of 29)

I’m going to ask why he blames humans for all the problems and is going to punish us when he’s the one who set up the conditions and rules. It’s all his fault and we should be proclaiming, declaiming and disclaiming him and all his works. Won’t do us any good, but at least we’ll know we have the moral high ground

Atticus - 11 Sep 2021 19:00:29 (#4 of 29)

Damn it. Joint equal with Jamalade.

Cavewoman - 11 Sep 2021 18:19:48 (#5 of 29)

And me.

DonkeyOT - 08 Oct 2021 14:14:31 (#6 of 29)

Will it be doomsday for all faiths and denominations and will we all be assessed by the same criteria, which faith will be judged first? It's fairly safe to assume that Islam will be the most judgemental.

How will atheists fare, and what about agnostics (both are the same really - anything so utterly beyond our comprehension effectively doesn't exist, does it? It seems to me that much advice is called for - should the government offer their advice?

Tinymcsmithy - 08 Oct 2021 15:18:09 (#7 of 29)

TEETH WILL BE PROVIDED!

Tinymcsmithy - 08 Oct 2021 15:18:36 (#8 of 29)

will anyone else get that reference, I wonder?

bailliegillies - 08 Oct 2021 15:19:39 (#9 of 29)

Just make sure you're not booked into heaven, because it's going to be full of self satisfied christians telling everyone about their boring, monotonous lives being good christians, attending church and doing their good deeds.

Hell's going to be hot and swinging with the rest of us having a good time as the music plays on.

browserbutton - 08 Oct 2021 15:21:51 (#10 of 29)

Just like the 'culture war' but for eternity.

DonkeyOT - 08 Oct 2021 15:52:00 (#11 of 29)

#7 & 8 - Yes. Well I remember it, can't attribute it though:-

Dave Allen probably (sending up I. Paisley IIRC) - God bless 'im, (D.A.)) even though it's anathema!

DesEsseintes - 08 Oct 2021 16:57:41 (#12 of 29)

Doomsday, everyone will be in heaven, everyone will be home.

There will be no fucking court, no fucking last judgement, or any of that other stuff the racketeers made up.

Angels from heaven we come and to heaven we return.

<steps down from pulpit>

AdonisBlue - 08 Oct 2021 16:59:11 (#13 of 29)

Are you on ectasy?

browserbutton - 08 Oct 2021 17:00:35 (#14 of 29)

Are you suggesting that the living are just the dead on holiday?

DesEsseintes - 08 Oct 2021 17:02:30 (#15 of 29)

Yes, in a way.

All souls are good, all souls are equal, all souls are saved.

DonkeyOT - 08 Oct 2021 16:04:26 (#16 of 29)

Amen!

DonkeyOT - 08 Oct 2021 16:10:23 (#17 of 29)

Come on T. McS - am I right - or am I right?

OldLefty - 08 Oct 2021 17:16:08 (#18 of 29)

One of the downsides of being an atheist is that if you're wrong, all those Christians and Muslims will be insufferable, but if you're right, you won't have the same satisfaction.

AdonisBlue - 08 Oct 2021 17:17:48 (#19 of 29)

#15 Yeah nothing is equal to nothing

DesEsseintes - 08 Oct 2021 18:21:17 (#20 of 29)

I feel sorry for you if you really think that.

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