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Started by breakfast on Mar 25, 2022 10:40:54 PM
Why are black horses so keen on Lloyds bank?

They love it, according to the 15 second documentaries I’ve seen.

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DishyFishy - 25 Mar 2022 22:46:03 (#1 of 46)

Something something stable income.

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indlovubill - 26 Mar 2022 10:00:28 (#4 of 46)

Better to have a monkey stashed under the bed.

indlovubill - 26 Mar 2022 10:05:35 (#5 of 46)

A 'pony' can of course have other interpretations, if someone says they are going for a 'pony' they could mean the are going for a 'pony and trap'.

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tasselhoff - 26 Mar 2022 10:22:32 (#7 of 46)

It might rub you up the wrong way.

darkhorse - 26 Mar 2022 10:59:29 (#8 of 46)

Not me.

indlovubill - 26 Mar 2022 11:36:58 (#9 of 46)

Horse related joke,

Jurgen Klopp has a daughter called Klipperty - Ken Dodd.

FleurDuMal - 30 Mar 2022 10:45:04 (#10 of 46)

A 'pony' can of course have other interpretations, if someone says they are going for a 'pony' they could mean the are going for a 'pony and trap'.

Sums up Lloyd's nicely, as far as I can see.

TheVoiceOfReason - 30 Mar 2022 11:19:38 (#11 of 46)

Lloyds are very proud of the black horse and they actually own five or six which are used in their advertising.

tasselhoff - 30 Mar 2022 11:29:06 (#12 of 46)

One of our rich relatives in Switzerland had a black horse that Lloyds used a good few years ago.

Agaliarept - 30 Mar 2022 12:31:59 (#13 of 46)

I've recently been re watching The Last Kingdom.

We noticed all the kings ride white horses, while the shady characters all ride black horses.

Rank and file all ride brown horses.

Not sure what this has to do with banking.

FleurDuMal - 30 Mar 2022 12:32:01 (#14 of 46)

Every year in Menorca, they have a horse race through one of the towns. The horses are beautiful - large black horses with flowing manes and tails. The riders also dress up in elaborate clothing - it's quite dramatic to watch.

InternationalVicar - 30 Mar 2022 11:34:52 (#15 of 46)

Lloyds are very proud of the black horse and they actually own five or six

Horse slavery!

Tadagee - 30 Mar 2022 12:59:06 (#16 of 46)

Not it's just showing horsepitality

FleurDuMal - 30 Mar 2022 13:36:57 (#17 of 46)

It's a very stable arrangement.

Snarlygog - 30 Mar 2022 14:38:11 (#18 of 46)

Lloyds are very proud of the black horse and they actually own five or six

Were they Groomed ?

tasselhoff - 30 Mar 2022 14:55:51 (#19 of 46)

Do they have debit between their teeth?

tasselhoff - 30 Mar 2022 14:55:58 (#20 of 46)

sorry

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