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Started by rearranged on Oct 15, 2020 8:20:41 PM
My MP wants my opinion

I had a leaflet from my MP asking how things are going and what my national and local concerns are.

There is a form to complete and a pre paid envelope.

I wouldn't want the postal workers to have to deal with my ideal response, and only limited space for writing. How can I get my message over with brevity?

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darkhorse - 15 Oct 2020 20:21:59 (#1 of 14)

Local: Don't complain about the amount of dogshit on the pavement. Many other correspondents will have covered that one off.

AdonisBlue - 15 Oct 2020 20:28:44 (#2 of 14)

You'll be fine, you can write. Most of the compliants to MP's I've seen are in a mix of bold, capital letters and coloured ink with lots of !!1!!1!1?!. You won't use phrases like I'm not racist but... and you won't accuse the MP of being corrupt.

rearranged - 15 Oct 2020 20:31:20 (#3 of 14)

I am more concerned about getting page 15 of swearing about the fucking disaster they are making of everything.

machiavelli - 15 Oct 2020 20:38:30 (#4 of 14)

Complain about the bill to allow the security services to do whatever they want.

FGBFGB - 15 Oct 2020 20:49:04 (#5 of 14)

If MP is Tory, complain bitterly about Bozo and Dom and imply that your vote might be lost if they are not put to the sword.

rearranged - 15 Oct 2020 23:19:44 (#6 of 14)

I will be complaining about Brexit, the breaking of international law, their endangering the union, their trade policy, Cummings...

On local issues we don't have much of a dog poo problem so will highlight SEND issues.

moto748 - 15 Oct 2020 23:40:02 (#7 of 14)

I would say the same thing to my MP that I said to her in 2118; that nobody, but nobody in her constituency would thank her for Brexit in five years time. Except I'd shorten the timescale now, obviously.

Tenesmus - 16 Oct 2020 00:41:04 (#8 of 14)

It probably will take until 2123 to get a deal.

DesEsseintes - 16 Oct 2020 00:58:55 (#9 of 14)

They'll have somebody else to read them, I guess. About as bright as they are, probably.

Don't waste too much time on it.

upgoerfive - 16 Oct 2020 01:07:42 (#10 of 14)

Ask about the Statutory Instrument they snuck through allowing them to harvest coronavirus test swabs for the Police DNA Database.

"The Coronavirus (Retention of Fingerprints and DNA Profiles in the Interests of National Security) (No. 2) Regulations 2020"

https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2020/973/made?
view=plain


That should make the bugger sweat.

rearranged - 16 Oct 2020 09:10:53 (#11 of 14)

The last time I got one of these was about 20+ years ago.

It was riddled with spelling errors, so when they asked about local priorities I wrote adult education and drew lines to the mistakes.

bossab2 - 16 Oct 2020 09:26:49 (#12 of 14)

Bin it.

The cunts wont read a word you've written.

They are only fishing for 'supporters to stuff mailboxes with their propaganda.

AlanII - 16 Oct 2020 09:27:51 (#13 of 14)

It was riddled with spelling errors, so when they asked about local priorities I wrote adult education and drew lines to the mistakes.

Hahaha. Good one.

nemo75 - 16 Oct 2020 10:45:15 (#14 of 14)

It probably will take until 2123 to get a deal.

With the IMF.

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