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Started by Boog23 on Apr 27, 2022 2:27:13 PM
Misogyny in the Mother Of Parliaments

The latest of a series of discriminatory activity against the women in the british Parliament.

Discuss them here!

Boog23 - 27 Apr 2022 14:28:56 (#1 of 14)

And now this afternoon, this...

I am not sure who was caught Raabing one out, mind you.

toffle - 27 Apr 2022 14:41:30 (#2 of 14)

Do we know what kind of porn it was?

Tenesmus - 27 Apr 2022 14:49:52 (#3 of 14)

Doing it on benches?

ReverendBlueJeans - 27 Apr 2022 15:53:11 (#4 of 14)

1 I did not watch pornography in parliament.

2 My phone was showing pornography while in parliament but I wasn't there.

3 I was watching pornography in the house but I didn't realise that's what it was. I thought it was a work broadcast.

4 Yes, I watched Pornography in the Commons but only for ten minutes which was within the law.

5 Yes, bang to rights, I went to Eton, bigger things going on in the world...

6 Yes, I'll come quietly, officer. suddenly legs it into distant fridge

TheExcession - 27 Apr 2022 16:00:02 (#5 of 14)

7 I cannot comment on whether or not I was watching pornography until the completion of the police investigation.

StephanieSuperpowers - 27 Apr 2022 15:01:08 (#6 of 14)

8 The police investigation was biased.

upgoerfive - 27 Apr 2022 16:04:16 (#7 of 14)

They may remove the whip.

"No! No! Please don't remove the whip!"

solomongursky - 27 Apr 2022 15:05:07 (#8 of 14)


Another MP told me how a female colleague in a knee-length leather skirt had been told by a male MP: "That's a nice outfit. What do you do for your day job?".

Another claimed a Tory whip ushered women MPs into the voting lobbies in recent weeks, instructing: "Come on, girls!"

DesEsseintes - 27 Apr 2022 16:05:51 (#9 of 14)

They must be running out of idpol if they're having to resort to women.

Boog23 - 27 Apr 2022 15:53:40 (#10 of 14)

Rumour has it the Porn watching frontbench MP, whoever it was, was googling "Dover" and ended up watching "Ben Dover" instead.

annetjie - 27 Apr 2022 16:22:24 (#11 of 14)


One of the Y7s in my school has obvious access to sites what he oughtn't and as a result, we've been hearing (and trying to manage) inappropriate language in classrooms.

One you chap came into my lesson and referred to Ben Dover. I was appalled (I tell you, appalled!) and lectured him about it - not in my classroom etc. He looked a bit bewildered so I was clear he had no idea what he was saying.

I had to report it to the DSL - and it soon became embarrassingly apparent that I was the only member of staff who knew who Ben Dover was!

End of anecdote

balkanwise - 27 Apr 2022 17:27:55 (#12 of 14)

this is one incident where the 'i didnt inhale'excuse cant work isnt it?

champagnerocker - 27 Apr 2022 17:40:33 (#13 of 14)

When we get are annual child protection refresher, the first question our DSL asks is what does DSL stand for?

And it looks to be only me that finds those three letters amusing.

Boog23 - 27 Apr 2022 16:43:02 (#14 of 14)

Dominic Sees Lesbians?

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