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Started by misosoup100 on 18-Oct-2012 22:09:00
URGENT: I need a good joke. Right now.

Never mind why.

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swanseasatan - 18 Oct 2012 22:10:18 (#1 of 5648)

What do you get if you cross a sabre toothed tiger with Jimmy Saville?

I don't know but I wouldn't let it near your arse.

Eligelis - 18 Oct 2012 22:11:32 (#2 of 5648)

Chuck norris walks into a bar. The bar goes "ouch"

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Eligelis - 18 Oct 2012 22:12:58 (#4 of 5648)

Bill: "flubalub flubalub"

Ben: "if you really loved me you'd swallow"

BluePixie - 18 Oct 2012 22:13:37 (#5 of 5648)

Three jokes already.

And some funny posts too.

Eligelis - 18 Oct 2012 22:16:37 (#6 of 5648)

Two nuns in the bath. One says "where's the soap?" the other says "yes, it does, doesn't it?"

MumboJ - 18 Oct 2012 22:16:39 (#7 of 5648)

There's been an explosion in a cheese factory. All that's left is de-Brie.

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MumboJ - 18 Oct 2012 22:17:41 (#9 of 5648)

Oh, and Jimmy Somerville has been admitted to hospital after being attacked by some dyslexic parents.

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Eligelis - 18 Oct 2012 22:20:06 (#11 of 5648)

Knock knock

Who's there?

The interrupting cow

The interrupt...

MOO!!!!!

SonOfaCyniK - 18 Oct 2012 22:31:28 (#12 of 5648)

Two nuns in the bath. One says "where's the soap?" the other says "yes, it does, doesn't it?"

I am thick and never got that one.

CarlosFandango - 18 Oct 2012 22:32:14 (#13 of 5648)

Knock knock

Who's there?

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Why do dogs lick their balls who?

Because they can.

Tonedeaf - 18 Oct 2012 22:32:26 (#14 of 5648)

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three. One to change the light bulb, and two to set the table for the Germans.

DonkeyOT - 19 Oct 2012 13:26:03 (#15 of 5648)

Q: How many rock guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One - he just holds the bulb and the entire world turns around him.



Q: How many folk guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None - they wouldn't touch anything electrical.

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MaisonLazlique - 19 Oct 2012 13:27:38 (#17 of 5648)

Whoa.

TommyDGNR8 - 19 Oct 2012 13:28:25 (#18 of 5648)

What do you call a woman with two cunts?

N-Dubz.

kentigern - 19 Oct 2012 13:28:32 (#19 of 5648)

Two monkeys in the bath.

One says 'Ooh ooh ooh.'

'Put some cold in then', says the other.

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