Does the mouse want to join you in the hypothetical bath?

As long as it's not attached to your PC, there should be no problem.

The size difference is significant.

Is it attracted by the cheesy aroma?

I had a bath with a moth last night, neither of us enjoyed it.

I had a cat that used to get in the bath with me, most odd.

Is it a Thompson mouse?

is it a bath oliver?

Look. The mouse - sorry, the hypothetical mouse - is up one end, while I am - would be - at the other, with a big ole toe up the spout.

unless you are a contortionist, that would mean that you would hypothetically have your back to the hypothetical mouse.

with a big ole toe up the spout.

Of the mouse?

You have a mouse up your end?

Or perhaps it is a mouse toe up the spout?

What do you mean by "have" a bath with a mouse? Possess it? Sexual congress with it? Please clarify.

Also, is there room for your loufa?

Given the involuntary incontinence of mice, it's your own funeral.

I'm not sure the mouse would be very happy.

Mice are good swimmers, but don't seem to enjoy the exercise, and normally get out as soon as they can find an exit route.

Some sort of raft?

Fart?

Some sort of raft

I'm pretty sure that's just natural hair.