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Started by lapsedcat on 24-Jun-2014 14:42:17
Is it wrong to have a bath with a mouse?

A purely hypothetical question.

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Beelzebub71 - 24 Jun 2014 14:44:00 (#1 of 4182)

Does the mouse want to join you in the hypothetical bath?

FleurDuMal - 24 Jun 2014 14:44:06 (#2 of 4182)

As long as it's not attached to your PC, there should be no problem.

smiggy - 24 Jun 2014 14:44:44 (#3 of 4182)

The size difference is significant.

frantastic - 24 Jun 2014 14:45:47 (#4 of 4182)

Is it attracted by the cheesy aroma?

Moschops - 24 Jun 2014 14:45:48 (#5 of 4182)

I had a bath with a moth last night, neither of us enjoyed it.

Pinkgum - 24 Jun 2014 14:46:54 (#6 of 4182)

I had a cat that used to get in the bath with me, most odd.

clammy - 24 Jun 2014 14:47:14 (#7 of 4182)

Is it a Thompson mouse?

Eligelis - 24 Jun 2014 14:50:48 (#8 of 4182)

is it a bath oliver?

lapsedcat - 24 Jun 2014 14:52:34 (#9 of 4182)

Look. The mouse - sorry, the hypothetical mouse - is up one end, while I am - would be - at the other, with a big ole toe up the spout.

Eligelis - 24 Jun 2014 14:54:29 (#10 of 4182)

unless you are a contortionist, that would mean that you would hypothetically have your back to the hypothetical mouse.

Heckler - 24 Jun 2014 14:54:47 (#11 of 4182)

with a big ole toe up the spout.

Of the mouse?

frantastic - 24 Jun 2014 14:55:15 (#12 of 4182)

You have a mouse up your end?

Eligelis - 24 Jun 2014 14:55:55 (#13 of 4182)

Or perhaps it is a mouse toe up the spout?

MonsoonBloom - 24 Jun 2014 14:56:32 (#14 of 4182)

What do you mean by "have" a bath with a mouse? Possess it? Sexual congress with it? Please clarify.

MonsoonBloom - 24 Jun 2014 14:57:39 (#15 of 4182)

Also, is there room for your loufa?

Tangent - 24 Jun 2014 14:58:21 (#16 of 4182)

Given the involuntary incontinence of mice, it's your own funeral.

Yersinia - 24 Jun 2014 14:58:26 (#17 of 4182)

I'm not sure the mouse would be very happy.

Mice are good swimmers, but don't seem to enjoy the exercise, and normally get out as soon as they can find an exit route.

lapsedcat - 24 Jun 2014 15:03:35 (#18 of 4182)

Some sort of raft?

frantastic - 24 Jun 2014 15:07:08 (#19 of 4182)

Fart?

MonsoonBloom - 24 Jun 2014 15:07:53 (#20 of 4182)

Some sort of raft

I'm pretty sure that's just natural hair.

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