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Started by Bromio on 17-Mar-2016 18:00:13
Lights! Camera! CAPTIONS!

The all new singing and dancing Caption Competition.

Basic Rules: Post a witty caption to the image linked to in the thread. If your caption is selected as the winner then you get to choose the next picture and judge the entries. Smut is encouraged but won't necessarily guarantee success. As always, points will be deducted for letting uran or Lifey win.

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FluffyKitten - 17 Mar 2016 18:21:38 (#1 of 8305)

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vswUIFJDxa0/hqdefault.jpg

Bromio - 17 Mar 2016 19:02:07 (#2 of 8305)

In the future all American children will be called Donald or Donaldina.

flowbagging - 17 Mar 2016 19:58:06 (#3 of 8305)

Quick! The UV lamps!

thisonehasalittlehat - 17 Mar 2016 19:59:11 (#4 of 8305)

Shock as Assange reveals his human cloning aspirations.

Tadagee - 17 Mar 2016 20:08:02 (#5 of 8305)

To her horror, the Bulgarian au pair Svetlana realised that she might have accidentally given Hugo, Chlamydia and Rupert those Es left over from last weekend instead of the mints the Prendegasts had left.

Stillife - 17 Mar 2016 20:12:01 (#6 of 8305)

Twas a cruel joke telling the kids Polo mints made ideal contact lenses

thisonehasalittlehat - 17 Mar 2016 20:12:12 (#7 of 8305)

I don't want to win BTW.

thisonehasalittlehat - 17 Mar 2016 20:12:44 (#8 of 8305)

I like doing captions bit don't like the pressure of running the gig.

Bromio - 17 Mar 2016 20:13:25 (#9 of 8305)

Don't worry – I think you're safe.

thisonehasalittlehat - 17 Mar 2016 20:16:14 (#10 of 8305)

I thought so too but jesus.

SGM1A1 - 17 Mar 2016 20:17:25 (#11 of 8305)

Rod Stewart rejected the proposed cover art for his album Blondes Have More Fun

turbodante - 17 Mar 2016 20:17:47 (#12 of 8305)

The BBC make up department had over-ordered on the piss holes in the snow.

BBBilly - 17 Mar 2016 20:43:44 (#13 of 8305)

Madonna's latest choice of triplets has been praised by the Daily Mail.

Bromio - 17 Mar 2016 20:44:34 (#14 of 8305)

Heh heh!

johnarrgh - 17 Mar 2016 21:16:24 (#15 of 8305)

The Salen School of Optometry produced some very bright pupils

flowbagging - 17 Mar 2016 21:22:54 (#16 of 8305)

who is judging this one? cos they better hurry up in case johnarrgh tries something

Bromio - 17 Mar 2016 21:40:34 (#17 of 8305)

That bloody cat is supposed to judge.

thisonehasalittlehat - 17 Mar 2016 21:43:47 (#18 of 8305)

Mine is the funniest but I don't want to win I'm afraid. Let someone else have a chance.

Bromio - 17 Mar 2016 21:55:12 (#19 of 8305)

Yours may well be funny, mon petit chapeau, but this is the caption thread.

CarlosFandango - 17 Mar 2016 22:04:49 (#20 of 8305)

I do think hatters should win though. Just as an experiment.

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