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Started by Dubris on 23-Mar-2016 08:27:10
OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL BEHIND US - The Newer Beaky Thread

Rejuvenated and pulsing with vigour.

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Dubris - 23 Mar 2016 08:45:02 (#1 of 6197)

See how lithe and nimble it is.

FluffyKitten - 23 Mar 2016 09:12:56 (#2 of 6197)

<Oils Dubris up, knowing beaky likes his prey a little slippery>

clammy - 23 Mar 2016 09:33:33 (#3 of 6197)

Onwards and Upwards.........................oh.

CarlosFandango - 23 Mar 2016 09:37:10 (#4 of 6197)

I don't think the last thread was my kind of thing. Can't be sure, since I never set foot in it.

Still, I have very high hopes for this one.

What's it about?

Beaky1 - 23 Mar 2016 09:41:45 (#5 of 6197)

Am I expected to multitask on two threads? Really, this is asking too much of a busy man.

clammy - 23 Mar 2016 09:50:54 (#6 of 6197)

It's called daisychaining Beaky.

Beaky1 - 23 Mar 2016 10:35:23 (#7 of 6197)

Saucy fellow, Clammy!

BunnyLebowski - 23 Mar 2016 11:26:23 (#8 of 6197)

Your guess is as good as mine Carlos

Beaky1 - 23 Mar 2016 18:22:15 (#9 of 6197)

Am I to spread myself so thin over two digital platforms, as I believe they're known?

CarlosFandango - 23 Mar 2016 18:32:11 (#10 of 6197)

Well, you've got the spreading part down pat but the thin needs a little work. And you look frankly ridiculous in platforms.

Dubris - 23 Mar 2016 18:59:19 (#11 of 6197)

Even the sort with little lights inside them?

I do hope I won't have caused a schism with this new thread.

Doctor5 - 23 Mar 2016 20:30:21 (#12 of 6197)

#10 You're lucky he's wearing shoes. And trousers. And especially underwear.

AND Tina's looking for him.

BunnyLebowski - 23 Mar 2016 20:31:58 (#13 of 6197)

Turner?

Doctor5 - 23 Mar 2016 20:33:37 (#14 of 6197)

No. His team leader at Barclays in Brighton. She's the only thing he's afraid of. Especially after she once held him to her chest. And almost lost his head between her buxoms.

Doctor5 - 23 Mar 2016 20:33:49 (#15 of 6197)

She's the first line of defence.

Beaky1 - 24 Mar 2016 11:23:45 (#16 of 6197)

Even an Archduke of Hell would be wary of that woman!

Sheepy - 24 Mar 2016 11:32:14 (#17 of 6197)

<wears the Tina mask to scare the beejesus out of Beaky>

FluffyKitten - 24 Mar 2016 11:42:46 (#18 of 6197)

I'm very fond of Tina. She's a lovely person, through and through.

Beaky1 - 24 Mar 2016 11:58:15 (#19 of 6197)

You wouldn't think that if she draped her voluminous knickers over your head!

FluffyKitten - 24 Mar 2016 12:55:32 (#20 of 6197)

I do. And she has.

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