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Started by Ebadlun on Jun 27, 2016 6:27:49 PM
Brexit chill-out room

A place where everyone currently involved in mortal combat on the dozens of Brexit, Labour and Tory threads can chill out and talk like human beings.

Crap weather, eh?

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lapsedcat - 27 Jun 2016 18:40:29 (#1 of 67)

Do you know cosmetics company Avon started out selling Shakespeare books door-to-door?

Ebadlun - 27 Jun 2016 18:45:20 (#2 of 67)

Exactly the sort of fucking elitist condes...

Oops, I mean, that's nice!

wickeltisch - 27 Jun 2016 18:47:50 (#3 of 67)

Crap weather

Not everywhere. I came back from the south of France last week. As soon as I'd left the rather cool temperatures for that time of the year and the clouds disappeared and now it's warm and sunny there.



I feel cheated. Brexit is mere ripples on a pond compared to that.







Oh. I didn't get this right, did I.

1OffManMental - 27 Jun 2016 18:48:36 (#4 of 67)

I have some sleeping pills. That will chill me out.

foghorn - 27 Jun 2016 18:51:08 (#5 of 67)

Tavor, anyone? My Continental doctor, she´s a good ´un.

tasselhoff - 27 Jun 2016 18:52:17 (#6 of 67)

Bloody good weather in France at the mo.

1OffManMental - 27 Jun 2016 18:52:57 (#7 of 67)

Enjoy it before you're deported.

1OffManMental - 27 Jun 2016 18:53:08 (#8 of 67)

sorry

tasselhoff - 27 Jun 2016 18:54:54 (#9 of 67)

I WILL KILL YOU

Ebadlun - 27 Jun 2016 18:55:22 (#10 of 67)

The weather has been suitably depressing for an apocalyptic weekend. A brief spell of sunshine this afternoon was quickly thwarted.

tasselhoff - 27 Jun 2016 18:55:52 (#11 of 67)

Some wag asked for my passport this morning. I was this " close to decking him.

Ebadlun - 27 Jun 2016 18:57:11 (#12 of 67)

So, spiders or hippos?

1OffManMental - 27 Jun 2016 18:58:16 (#13 of 67)

Would you rather fight a hippo-sized spider or a hundred spider sized hippos?

tasselhoff - 27 Jun 2016 18:59:51 (#14 of 67)

The latter, no question.

1OffManMental - 27 Jun 2016 19:00:59 (#15 of 67)

Yeah. I should have said a thousand.

wickeltisch - 27 Jun 2016 19:01:06 (#16 of 67)

Bloody good weather in France at the mo.

Yeah, rub it in.

Ebadlun - 27 Jun 2016 19:01:23 (#17 of 67)

The hippos' only real weapon is their sheer bulk, they'd just be scuttling lumps of silly putty if they were spider-sized.

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1OffManMental - 27 Jun 2016 19:13:38 (#19 of 67)

Hippos have terrifying teeth. They will fuck you up yo.

Ebadlun - 27 Jun 2016 19:16:18 (#20 of 67)

Not if they're only as big as a spider. Proportionally their teeth are smaller, they're blunt, and they have no venom.

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