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Started by Gotout on Aug 10, 2017 8:10:54 AM
It's the end of the World (again)
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Gotout - 10 Aug 2017 08:11:38 (#1 of 14)

Will they get it right one of these times?

HouseOfLammo - 10 Aug 2017 08:17:44 (#2 of 14)

We'll be lucky to get that far.

Gotout - 30 Jan 2018 18:52:00 (#3 of 14)

Please ignore any previous warnings. The end of the world is coming soon!

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/910533/Blue-Moon-2018-super-blue-blood-Moon-WW3-end-of-the-world-Russia-US-doomsday-torpedo

SinnerBoy - 30 Jan 2018 19:18:56 (#4 of 14)

Are we all going to die again? Oh no, etc.

The end of the world is upon us. If anybody would like to raise their hands above their heads and run around screaming, pointlessly, pleas do so.

Now.

Thank you, this announcement was brought to you by the four chaps on horses.

bossab2 - 30 Jan 2018 19:27:23 (#5 of 14)

I wonder if the writers at the Express used to work for the Sunday Sport ?

SinnerBoy - 30 Jan 2018 19:28:43 (#6 of 14)

Well, both "titles" were owned by the pornographer, Richard Desmond.

phantlers - 30 Jan 2018 19:54:38 (#7 of 14)

That express link crashed my browser.



least I hope it was the link <twitches curtains>

Brunothecat - 30 Jan 2018 21:12:30 (#8 of 14)

I thought the Sport belonged to another porno guy called Sullivan?

The Daily Sport was a tabloid newspaper published in the United Kingdom by Daily Sport Ltd., which specialised in celebrity news and softcore pornographic stories and images. The daily paper was launched in 1991 by David Sullivan, following its former Sunday sister title, Sunday Sport.More at Wikipedia

uranrising - 31 Jan 2018 11:54:55 (#9 of 14)

The Doomsday Clock was recently moved closer to midnight.

SinnerBoy - 01 Feb 2018 11:09:51 (#10 of 14)

Brunothecat -

I thought the Sport belonged to another porno guy called Sullivan?

I was under the impression that the pornographer, Richard Desmond, had acquired the Sport titles, at some point.

Gotout - 11 Feb 2018 16:43:04 (#11 of 14)

Our favourite trash paper, the Sunday Express is back with an update on the end of the world. It will begin in Spring and carry on till later in the year.

I'm disappointed that they can't be more specific, I mean when should I get some more booze in and order extra food?



https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/916875/END-OF-THE-WORLD-Nibiru-2018-planet-x-david-meade-israel-apocalypse

Gotout - 23 Feb 2018 10:13:52 (#12 of 14)

As well as a blast of cold air and Planet X zooming round we now have World War 3 predicted, this time it's the Bible which provides the 'evidence'. Still never mind because Jesus will return and everything will be nice again.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/922885/world-war-3-ww3-jesus-prophecy-kim-jong-un-donald-trump-end-of-the-world-nuclear-war



I love the Daily Express!

Gotout - 22 Jul 2018 13:32:35 (#13 of 14)

Don't make any plans for the weekend.....

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/blood-moon-to-bring-end-12961472

Gotout - 07 Dec 2018 11:05:06 (#14 of 14)

Don't make any plans for next week...

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/1055389/earth
quake-warning-2018-magnitude-9-richter-scale-ditrianum

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