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Started by helenskywalker on 06-Sep-2017 19:48:30
The Love I Lost

We've probs had it.

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BrouTwo - 06 Sep 2017 19:50:07 (#1 of 2034)

Hello.

HouseOfLammo - 06 Sep 2017 19:50:52 (#2 of 2034)

<throws hedge cuttings over>

Dubris - 06 Sep 2017 19:51:08 (#3 of 2034)

It was a laboured whimsy and occasional seriousness one.

helenskywalker - 06 Sep 2017 19:52:15 (#4 of 2034)

Nope, doesn't ring a bell.

Cordelia - 06 Sep 2017 19:52:39 (#5 of 2034)

It was a laboured whimsy and occasional seriousness one.

Easy to separate from the rest then.

WillodeanKnuth - 06 Sep 2017 19:52:42 (#6 of 2034)

Laboured whimsy and fetid mimsy!

BrouTwo - 06 Sep 2017 19:53:18 (#7 of 2034)

My mimsy was fairly fetid once I'd laboured through it tbf.

Dubris - 06 Sep 2017 20:01:55 (#8 of 2034)

Shocking.

airynothing - 06 Sep 2017 20:13:38 (#9 of 2034)

Have you looked under the sofa cushions?

Dubris - 06 Sep 2017 20:22:20 (#10 of 2034)

If so, you're halfway to a Take a Break-style KINKY HUBBY MARRIED ME FOR MY BOLSTER! story.

Dubris - 06 Sep 2017 20:29:50 (#11 of 2034)

CHUBBY HUBBY BURST MY POUFFE is probably a bit too obvious.

Cordelia - 06 Sep 2017 20:48:35 (#12 of 2034)

Meanwhile, am I the only person reading the story about upskirting possibly becoming a criminal offence and boggling more than slightly that it isn't already?

Dubris - 06 Sep 2017 21:06:49 (#13 of 2034)

Surely there must be ways of bringing a prosecution currently, even if not as a specific offence in its own right.

Which isn't necessarily very helpful, I agree.

Crayola - 06 Sep 2017 21:38:57 (#14 of 2034)

I have been to a weird fitness yoga hybrid thing and now my hip flexors hurt. Back for a courgette and sweetcorn fritatta thing, as I have gone back to abel and cole in a health kick and am trying to eat veg only a couple of nights a week.

Dubris - 06 Sep 2017 21:45:13 (#15 of 2034)

<sad eyes of savoury mince followed by tinned peaches with custard>

HouseOfLammo - 06 Sep 2017 21:46:25 (#16 of 2034)

Big Len pronounces school "fine", "OK" and "not as bad as I thought it would be".

So that's emphatic.

Crayola - 06 Sep 2017 21:46:40 (#17 of 2034)

Are you at my nan's house and she's come back from the dead dubs ?

Dubris - 06 Sep 2017 21:47:26 (#18 of 2034)

No, but I had a 1970s childhood.

Dubris - 06 Sep 2017 21:48:31 (#19 of 2034)

Good news about Big Len's first day at school.

Crayola - 06 Sep 2017 21:48:54 (#20 of 2034)

You have reminded me how much I like keema peas though. I may have to eschew the veg and buy some mince tomorrow.

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