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Started by Gotout on Nov 28, 2017 9:41:29 PM
I'm already sick of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

Reading about them, who will make her dress and all that crap....

Gotout - 28 Nov 2017 21:42:17 (#1 of 87)

At times like this I hate the royal parasites even more!

Lawlsie - 28 Nov 2017 21:48:46 (#2 of 87)

Yeah but who is gonna make her dress? You think she'll wear white, what with her being divorced and all?

Arjuna - 28 Nov 2017 21:49:55 (#3 of 87)

I could knock one up

hailesaladdie - 28 Nov 2017 21:50:17 (#4 of 87)

We're not getting a day off. The rest is just ballast for the scaffold.

WibbleAgain - 28 Nov 2017 21:50:57 (#5 of 87)

You hate them so much so you start another thread on them so we can talk about them more. I have nothing against that.

Gotout - 28 Nov 2017 21:52:18 (#6 of 87)

Yeah, another bunch of passengers on Brenda's gravy train. What's to dislike?

waxwing - 28 Nov 2017 21:52:37 (#7 of 87)

I fear creating this thread will not help with your H&M overload, Gotout.

waxwing - 28 Nov 2017 21:53:09 (#8 of 87)

Or what wibble said.

Lawlsie - 28 Nov 2017 21:53:27 (#9 of 87)

They are paying for their own wedding. And they will bring in tons of tourist pounds to the country just as we need it! They will save us from the worst of Brexit! Gawd bless 'em!

WibbleAgain - 28 Nov 2017 21:53:50 (#10 of 87)

Harry says he's going to get fit and slim for the wedding, so says some headline on the Google News. It's gender equality, I suppose.

To balance that out, I expect Meghan to spend her next few months enjoying her food and watch lots of Coronation Street and eating British kebabs to get up to speed with being British. Her dress maker will have to keep letting it out more and more.

frantastic - 28 Nov 2017 21:53:57 (#11 of 87)

I could knock one up - that's what 'Arry said to her, fnar!

hailesaladdie - 28 Nov 2017 21:56:40 (#12 of 87)

You know, just last year I was going to go to Italy on holiday. But then I realised it was a republic so decided I'd better go to Spain instead. It was just that important.

Gotout - 28 Nov 2017 21:56:42 (#13 of 87)

I've found the perfect wedding dress to enhance the decorum of the occasion.

Jacob_Richter - 28 Nov 2017 21:59:19 (#14 of 87)

Meghan really needs to find a way to make her skin look darker. There is an edge over which some people are ready to fall.

carterbrandon - 28 Nov 2017 21:59:44 (#15 of 87)

There used to be a tea shop in Birmingham with waitresses who had to wear the black uniform and white pinny combo. One time, one of them (presumably because there wasn't a proper one ready for when she started) was on duty dressed basically like that.

Gotout - 28 Nov 2017 22:01:25 (#16 of 87)

Meghan really needs to find a way to make her skin look darker.

And call people 'Massa' or ' Missy'.

Jacob_Richter - 28 Nov 2017 22:06:32 (#17 of 87)

Anything that will make the people who think that there are too many black people in TV adverts go into apoplexy would be welcome.

grenadiglia - 28 Nov 2017 22:10:44 (#18 of 87)

And they will bring in tons of tourist pounds to the country just as we need it!

What good are worthless tourist pounds to us? We want dollars, euros, yen!

AlanII - 28 Nov 2017 22:16:12 (#19 of 87)

I just ignore all that shit.

thismorning - 28 Nov 2017 23:37:33 (#20 of 87)

I can't wait for Frances The Fatuous to...sigh.

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