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Started by indlovubill on 03-Dec-2017 13:15:37
What if Jesus had been born in Wakefield?

How much would the innkeeper have charged for accommodation in the stable and where would they have found the Three Wise Men, Lancashire?

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browserbutton - 03 Dec 2017 13:55:06 (#1 of 61)

Imagine trying to tell Three Wise Yorkshiremen anything though.

"Tha noes nowt. What the little chap needs is a nice bit o' forced rhubarb!"

Footnote: Wakefield is in the notorious Rhubarb Triangle.

FleurDuMal - 03 Dec 2017 14:15:38 (#2 of 61)

Jesus could never have been born in Wakefield, due to the sheer impossibility of finding three wise men and a virgin there.

rgtstoppedcounting - 03 Dec 2017 14:18:32 (#3 of 61)

A manger? You ‘ad it easy....

browserbutton - 03 Dec 2017 14:20:25 (#4 of 61)

Three Wise Men

In Wakefield? Where would you find such a trinity?

FleurDuMal - 03 Dec 2017 14:22:18 (#5 of 61)

At the Trinity Shopping Centre? Buy two, get the cheapest free!

thismorning - 03 Dec 2017 19:54:40 (#6 of 61)

NB: in the revised feminist version itz the three wise women. Try to keep up.

breakfast - 03 Dec 2017 20:00:32 (#7 of 61)

What if Jesus had been born in Wakefield?

That's ridiculous. Everyone knows he was born in Pontefract.

ArjangelGabriel - 03 Dec 2017 20:01:42 (#8 of 61)

is this the guy who plays for Man City?

Yersinia - 03 Dec 2017 20:06:09 (#9 of 61)

It would really fuck with the scansion of carols.

Bromiohoho - 03 Dec 2017 20:08:27 (#10 of 61)

He'd have met his match in Pontefract Pilate.

breakfast - 03 Dec 2017 20:10:08 (#11 of 61)

I don't think Jesus was into pilates.

ArjangelGabriel - 03 Dec 2017 20:10:53 (#12 of 61)

perhaps he will be, we are still waiting for Jesus II Electric Boogaloo.

Bromiohoho - 03 Dec 2017 20:12:52 (#13 of 61)

I like that one he told about the Good Lancastrian.

Bromiohoho - 03 Dec 2017 20:15:55 (#14 of 61)

And when he turned the water into Theakstons.

Bromiohoho - 03 Dec 2017 20:18:05 (#15 of 61)

And when he fed the five thousand with chip butties and battered cod.

breakfast - 03 Dec 2017 20:19:40 (#16 of 61)

And he did it with just five chip butties and two cod. The Yorkshire cheapskate.

breakfast - 03 Dec 2017 20:21:11 (#17 of 61)

#13

The Good Lancastrian is a bit far fetched.

Bromiohoho - 03 Dec 2017 20:22:35 (#18 of 61)

And when he walked on that bloke Walter.

barkis - 03 Dec 2017 20:24:34 (#19 of 61)

The wise men came out of the East: Pontefract perhaps?

popstar7 - 03 Dec 2017 20:25:26 (#20 of 61)

A state-sponsored massacre of every male-born Yorkshire child up to two years of age?

Harsh.

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