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Started by lapsedcat on Feb 13, 2018 3:02:40 PM
I'm airing my dirty laundry in public

Down the shopping precinct I've strung a line between Stolen From Ivor and Etam and have pegged out my scrutty smalls and festering vests. It's by way of being an artistic statement.

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GrrrIbdis - 13 Feb 2018 15:04:32 (#1 of 40)

V poetic. Congratulations.

TinyMcOtter - 13 Feb 2018 15:08:27 (#2 of 40)

Lapsed is Tracy Emin. Who knew?

lapsedcat - 13 Feb 2018 15:10:34 (#3 of 40)

Ah, but unlike the fragrant Tracy my clobber is untainted by 'tater juice.

Brunothecat - 13 Feb 2018 15:12:43 (#4 of 40)

But will the public grasp the understains understanding of life as seen with the expanded consciousness of the artist if its pissing down?

Macpaddy - 13 Feb 2018 15:29:05 (#5 of 40)

"vests"? You wear vests?

lapsedcat - 13 Feb 2018 15:30:18 (#6 of 40)

I dare not expose my Herculean frame to the vulgar gaze of public.

Brunothecat - 13 Feb 2018 15:30:25 (#7 of 40)

What exactly is wrong with vests? I am a great lover of the vest. Keeps the bloody draughts out.

Macpaddy - 13 Feb 2018 15:33:49 (#8 of 40)

Well you're bloody old.

lapsedcat - 13 Feb 2018 15:42:24 (#9 of 40)

One of my underpants is filmy. If you can imagine such a thing.

Pentecost - 13 Feb 2018 16:15:55 (#10 of 40)

Purple shirt feature anywhere? I might take a look if it does, just to see what all the fuss was about.

Macpaddy - 13 Feb 2018 16:43:34 (#11 of 40)

#9. MODZ!

Brunothecat - 13 Feb 2018 18:48:01 (#12 of 40)

I took that to mean decorated with characters from The Jungle Book. Are you lowering the tone?

Dubris - 13 Feb 2018 18:49:32 (#13 of 40)

Lapsed's gauzy smalls are not something that I expected to be imagining on a Tuesday evening.

wickeltisch - 13 Feb 2018 19:04:33 (#14 of 40)

One of my underpants is filmy

My English fails me here. Does filmy mean see-through?

RosyLovelady - 13 Feb 2018 19:06:04 (#15 of 40)

You're traditionally expected to wash your dirty linen before you air it.

Dubris - 13 Feb 2018 19:16:50 (#16 of 40)

#14 - He's certainly suggesting a very thin material, quite likely to be translucent.

What a tease he is.

Brunothecat - 13 Feb 2018 19:17:26 (#17 of 40)

Does filmy mean see-through?

Of course not, he's got a vintage pair which used to belong to Dorothy Lamour bought from a collector on Ebay.

Brunothecat - 13 Feb 2018 19:19:01 (#18 of 40)

When he has to boss a business meeting, he dons Captain Kirk's undrcrackers and visualises the sales manager as a Romulan.

wickeltisch - 13 Feb 2018 19:21:05 (#19 of 40)

Of course not

Oh, good. I already feared he was going to start a thread (threat?) about penis whitening next as a logical consequence.

GrrrIbdis - 13 Feb 2018 19:21:41 (#20 of 40)

Organza's the stuff. Exciting Smalls.

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