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Started by AppleCatcher on Apr 6, 2018 10:16:48 AM
lostresamigos

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AppleCatcher - 06 Apr 2018 10:17:31 (#1 of 1932)

Cucurrucucu paloma

AppleCatcher - 06 Apr 2018 10:23:16 (#2 of 1932)

poor thread

Crayola - 06 Apr 2018 10:33:49 (#3 of 1932)

Hola!

Crayola - 06 Apr 2018 10:34:01 (#4 of 1932)

How do I do the upside down !?

Sabacious - 06 Apr 2018 10:36:17 (#5 of 1932)

ctrl alt down arrow

Crayola - 06 Apr 2018 10:39:49 (#6 of 1932)

I don't have a down arrow.

SheikYerbouti - 06 Apr 2018 10:40:52 (#7 of 1932)

well, then you can't do the upside down !

blaithin - 06 Apr 2018 10:45:09 (#8 of 1932)

A group of talkative young Mexicans boarded my flight ahead of me last night. I thought they were Spanish at first, but the black passports were the giveaway.

Morning all. Time for coffee, I think.

SheikYerbouti - 06 Apr 2018 10:46:23 (#9 of 1932)

Is a sombrero and a big moustache still the clearest indicator of a Mexican?

Sabacious - 06 Apr 2018 10:47:59 (#10 of 1932)

Tijuana is full of Mexican men with big hates, big moustaches and buttons down the saide of their trousers. I aqssume they were Mexicans, I didn't ask.

LippyPongstocking - 06 Apr 2018 10:49:17 (#11 of 1932)

I expect they were whacking piñatas to the accompaniment of a mariachi band.

blaithin - 06 Apr 2018 10:49:57 (#12 of 1932)

There were no sombreros. They may have had to check them in with their luggage, though, because the flight was full.

Sabacious - 06 Apr 2018 10:52:45 (#13 of 1932)

I was at a beer festival in Canada with a mariachi band once. I came a cropper when trying to pedal home at 3am and the sombrero I'd acquired from them tilted forward and knocked my sunglasses off and I careered into the kerb. Dangerous things, Mexicans.

DejaLu - 06 Apr 2018 10:59:14 (#14 of 1932)

Are you allowed jumping beans in the cabin?

Impedimenta - 06 Apr 2018 11:43:35 (#15 of 1932)

¡ alt 0161

¿ alt 0191

¡ Ay, Carmela !

Cordelia - 06 Apr 2018 12:01:16 (#16 of 1932)

My local Sainsers has decided to install a camera on every self-checkout till, along with a screen for each one. So while you’re swiping your stuff, swearing at the machine, reswiping, looking exasperatedly around for the magically disappearing assistant, hunting round the screen for ‘exotic’ items like Brussels Sprouts and trying to stop your teetering pile of stuff from falling off the platform and causing an ‘unexpected item’ moment, you can watch yourself getting angrier and angrier. Great fun.

HouseOfLametta - 06 Apr 2018 12:03:40 (#17 of 1932)

Um lower case I ?

Crayola - 06 Apr 2018 12:14:35 (#18 of 1932)

install a camera on every self-checkout till

Don't want people getting an accidental free carrier bag.

Cordelia - 06 Apr 2018 12:15:47 (#19 of 1932)

Oh they stopped that a long time ago. Carrier bags now have to be requested from the assistant.

Cordelia - 06 Apr 2018 12:16:09 (#20 of 1932)

The magically disappearing assistant.

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